Tuesday Tickles – uvsvc
Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share laughs.
Here’s some tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Time to get your giggle on.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
I’m charging my new FitBit, so I’ll probably have a thigh gap by tomorrow.
— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) January 8, 2015
Played twister with my kids and now hold the world record for saying, “That’s not your left foot” a billion times.
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) January 17, 2015
I’ve eaten so much salad lately that my kids don’t even want to be around me.This diet is really helping me shed those pesky pounds*. *kids
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) January 16, 2015
Being a parent means having the ability to remember whose turn it is to push any button at any given time.
— Bandersnaaatch (@Bandersnaaatch) January 26, 2015
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 3 times, I’m transitioning a kid into a new bed & haven’t slept for 10 days
— Mike Reynolds (@PuzzlingPostDad) January 23, 2015
Women do not nag. We make suggestions. Vigorously.
— inDeenile (@mydmac) February 5, 2014
“I don’t know how that got like that.” -kids
— Peter Devlin (@NotPeterStark) January 24, 2015
“I”ll go to sleep as soon as I’m done shooting 400 rapid-fire, unrelated, impossible-to-answer questions at you.” = My kids every night.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) January 27, 2015
Just shared my Oreos with my kids. They can’t even imagine the pain we go through for them.
— BeckyArruda (@BeckyArruda) July 7, 2014
“Mummy, dere are crumbs in my bum.” Welcome home to me.
— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) January 27, 2015
Sometimes I impress myself. Other times I accidentally call my own phone, get annoyed when it rings and wonder how I made it this long.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) January 23, 2015
I’ve been carrying an acorn in my pocket for 3 months; I never know when my son might want it back & I want to avoid a meltdown. PARENTING!
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) January 13, 2015
Me: Do you want to do your homework right now so it isn’t a big fight tonight as usual? 7yo: No thanks. I like to do things the hard way.
— James (@JamesHudyma) January 13, 2015
Be sure to follow me on Twitter so you get all the laughs!
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Laugh Loud Out!
-gina
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a laugh? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.
