Tuesday Tickles – utvcd
Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets
that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
Just ate an entire package of wild berry skittles, so my resolution of eating more fruit is going pretty well so far.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) January 3, 2015
Guys, I figured out how to stop Adobe from asking me to update. Unrelated: I need a new computer. One that hasn’t been crushed by a car.
— Theodorus Wolferton (@Teowulf) May 1, 2013
Hubs asked me if I was going to get on the treadmill today. His funeral is scheduled for Friday.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) January 7, 2015
Want to know what it’s like to have kids? 1. Gather everything you own. 2. Throw it all on the floor. 3. Pick it up. 4. Repeat for infinity.
— Topher Writes (@Iwriteforcats) May 11, 2014
Grocery shopping with my 9yo and he saw the “Simply Naked” flavor pita chips. I’m sure he’ll eventually stop giggling. By tomorrow. Maybe.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) December 30, 2014
Board games are handy for when you’ve run out of things to fight about with your spouse.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 4, 2015
Started my day by somehow putting my pants on backwards…it’s all uphill from there.
— LL’s Heart (@ALadiesHeart) January 7, 2015
Me: Time for bed. 4-year-old: Are you sure? Me: Absolutely. 4: Me: 4: We should vote on it.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 10, 2015
It’s so nice to see a family having dinner together spending quality time with their phones.
— Happy Daddy (@Happiestdaddy) January 10, 2015
My daughter just informed me that I’m the worst parent in the world. Well, I aim to be the best at everything I do, honey.
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) January 10, 2015
I live in fear that my death will somehow be connected to the opening of a pressurized Pillsbury cinnamon roll container.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) January 5, 2014
Today my 4 year old was so tired she could barely keep her eyes open. Then she slept for 86 seconds in the car and will now be up forever.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 20, 2014
2 is looking straight in the video monitor whispering “daaark” and now I have to go get him because it is freaking me out. Well played kid.
— Lauren P (@WorkingMom86) January 13, 2015
I brought my kids outside today and realized the only thing more painful than giving birth to them is getting them into their snow gear
— Full Metal Mommy (@FullMetalMommy) January 13, 2015
Be sure to follow me on Twitter so you don’t miss a laugh!
Don’t miss a giggle. “Like” up my Facebook page, and share it with a friend.
Laugh Loud Out!
-gina
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.
