Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets
that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
My 3yo’s autobiography shall be called “I WANT YOU TO HELP ME TO DO IT BY MYSELF I DON’T NEED HELP WHY AREN’T YOU HELPING ME??”
— SnuggleMummy (@NinsMum) October 16, 2014
My 7-year-old son just told me that the 2 fingered peace sign means “Meet me in the shower at 2:00.” No more prison movies for that kid.
— Leslie Marinelli (@TheBeardedIris) October 15, 2014
I’m doing shots and dancing on tables tonight! And by “shots” I mean laundry and by “dancing” I mean folding.
— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) October 25, 2014
I say: “let’s get ready to go” 7yo hears: “let me alphabetize my book collection” SMH
— Sara (@soccerskiingmom) October 18, 2014
A better field sobriety test would be if you had to insert a USB cable correctly the first time.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) October 25, 2014
If I was married to Dr. Oz, I’d dress up like Belly Fat for Halloween.
— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) October 29, 2014
Two hours and $300 spent at the grocery store…. The first kid to say “there’s nothing to eat” will die.
— ericaj17 (@ericaj1721) October 28, 2014
My 7yo is sweeping the kitchen, mumbling to herself how she has to do EVERYTHING around here–perfect practice for when she’s a mom one day.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) November 1, 2014
You could make dinner for a toddler, or you could just cut out the middle man & throw away a plate of food and squirt ketchup on the dog.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 12, 2014
What happens the moment you see some light at the end of the tunnel? Vomit. The answer is always vomit. #kids
— Toulouse (@toulouseNtonic) October 29, 2014
Dogs are crying to play with the kids. Kids are crying to play with friends. I’m crying return to my carefree and single youth.
— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) October 30, 2014
If people knew how many things I dropped in the sink they would probably quit asking me if I wanted to hold their new baby.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 3, 2014
*has great idea *kids get out of bed *forgets everything, including own name.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) November 4, 2014
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