Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets
that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
Saved a Tweety Bird Pez dispenser for more than 20 years. My 5yo just pulled it out of her underpants. I can't have any nice things.
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) September 3, 2014
I have a black belt in forgetting to buy that one thing I needed from the grocery store.
— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) August 29, 2014
Today's practice school run went well. Just hope they're still at the gates when I go back for the practice school pick-up at 3pm.
— Mark, Sonny, & Luca (@sonnyandluca) September 2, 2014
All summer, the clock strikes 6am and *poof* all 4 kids are awake… First day of school, I have to pry them from their beds at 7am.
— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) September 2, 2014
4-year-old: I know a joke! Me: 4: Me: 4: Me: 4: Me: Well? 4: I didn’t say I wanted to tell it to you.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 2, 2014
I wish bottles of ibuprofen came with a little prize inside, like maybe a babysitter.
— Suburban Snapshots (@SuburbanSnaps) July 17, 2014
9yo: "My breath smells like rainbows." 5yo: "No it doesn't, it smells like barf. Creamy barf."
— Duchess Of Dessert (@JaimeFaith) August 14, 2014
My wife is always complaining that I don't do anything around the house, but she forgets about all the times I bring her the baby to change.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 2, 2014
Oy! I put my glasses down somewhere last night … and I still cannot find them. Probably because I am not wearing my glasses. #screwed
— Scienceof Parenthood (@SciofParenthood) August 8, 2014
Plants and clothing with special washing instructions come to my house to die.
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) August 20, 2014
When you have children you should always lead by example. *lays down and naps for five years*
— Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) August 30, 2014
My youngest was born via water birth 7 yrs ago. His big brother just asked, "Who caught him? Was there an intern there with a pool skimmer?"
— Leslie Marinelli (@TheBeardedIris) August 9, 2014
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) September 1, 2014
3 yr old son, "Our babysitter said people think you're funny. Are you funny around other people? Ya going to be funny here?" #parenting
— Martinis & Minivans (@martinisandmini) September 3, 2014
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