Tuesday Tickles – ndvc

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets

that made me laugh in the last week.

 

Great tweets from great tweeps:

Saved a Tweety Bird Pez dispenser for more than 20 years. My 5yo just pulled it out of her underpants. I can't have any nice things.

— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) September 3, 2014

I have a black belt in forgetting to buy that one thing I needed from the grocery store.

— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) August 29, 2014

Today's practice school run went well. Just hope they're still at the gates when I go back for the practice school pick-up at 3pm.

— Mark, Sonny, & Luca (@sonnyandluca) September 2, 2014

All summer, the clock strikes 6am and *poof* all 4 kids are awake… First day of school, I have to pry them from their beds at 7am.

— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) September 2, 2014

4-year-old: I know a joke! Me: 4: Me: 4: Me: 4: Me: Well? 4: I didn’t say I wanted to tell it to you.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 2, 2014

I wish bottles of ibuprofen came with a little prize inside, like maybe a babysitter.

— Suburban Snapshots (@SuburbanSnaps) July 17, 2014

9yo: "My breath smells like rainbows." 5yo: "No it doesn't, it smells like barf. Creamy barf."

— Duchess Of Dessert (@JaimeFaith) August 14, 2014

My wife is always complaining that I don't do anything around the house, but she forgets about all the times I bring her the baby to change.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 2, 2014

Oy! I put my glasses down somewhere last night … and I still cannot find them. Probably because I am not wearing my glasses. #screwed

— Scienceof Parenthood (@SciofParenthood) August 8, 2014

Plants and clothing with special washing instructions come to my house to die.

— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) August 20, 2014

When you have children you should always lead by example. *lays down and naps for five years*

— Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) August 30, 2014

My youngest was born via water birth 7 yrs ago. His big brother just asked, "Who caught him? Was there an intern there with a pool skimmer?"

— Leslie Marinelli (@TheBeardedIris) August 9, 2014

I put the bad in badminton. Also-is it possible to sustain a back injury from badminton? Asking for a friend. #isthereagoodminton #LaborDay

— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) September 1, 2014

3 yr old son, "Our babysitter said people think you're funny. Are you funny around other people? Ya going to be funny here?" #parenting

— Martinis & Minivans (@martinisandmini) September 3, 2014

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Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.