Tuesday Tickles – ndsvc

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets

that made me laugh in the last week.

 

Great tweets from great tweeps:

A great reality show would be Survivor: Married Couples Choose Tile at Home Depot but they’d have to censor the inevitable bludgeoning scene

— Suburban Snapshots (@SuburbanSnaps) September 11, 2014

Me: I thought you said you wouldn’t peepee in your pants. 2: I’m not wearing pants. I’m wearing underwear.

— carly kimmel (@carlykimmel) September 14, 2014

 

After hearing it used 189 times in 6 minutes by my youngest, there’s no way I don’t call someone at work a poopyhead tomorrow.

— Mike Reynolds (@PuzzlingPostDad) September 8, 2014

The “Where do you want to go to eat? No, where do YOU want to go to eat?” argument has to account for at least 90% of all divorces.

— Aaron Gouveia (@DaddyFiles) September 13, 2014

 

My daughter just ran off with my toothbrush and started stirring the toilet with it, in case you’re wondering whether or not to have toilets

— Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink) June 28, 2013

Apparently the word no translates to ask 50 more times in toddler.

— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) September 8, 2014

 

I’m pretty sure that The Exorcist is not based on a demon possession, it’s really about life with a 12-year-old girl.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) September 10, 2014

I haven’t watched TV in two weeks. I’m worried I might be getting smarter.

— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) September 13, 2014

 

I’m actually relatively successful for someone who just tried to get out of my car without unbuckling first.

— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 12, 2014

It’s hard to tell, but this two-year-old that’s staring at me intensely is either smitten with me or filling his pants.

— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) September 14, 2014

 

I think I twisted my knee putting sandals in the closet if you wondered how old I am.

— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) September 8, 2014

A group of toddlers is called a migraine.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) September 13, 2014

 

My kid will Jump off high things Eat a snake Fight a dragon My kid will not Flush a toilet Touch a moth Brush his teeth Seems legit

— Lame Dad (@jergarl) September 14, 2014

9 year old told my husband that I have ruined his life. It’s official I can now die in peace, my work here is done.

— Kathy Radigan (@KathyRadigan) September 12, 2014

 

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Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.