Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets
that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
A great reality show would be Survivor: Married Couples Choose Tile at Home Depot but they’d have to censor the inevitable bludgeoning scene
— Suburban Snapshots (@SuburbanSnaps) September 11, 2014
Me: I thought you said you wouldn’t peepee in your pants. 2: I’m not wearing pants. I’m wearing underwear.
— carly kimmel (@carlykimmel) September 14, 2014
After hearing it used 189 times in 6 minutes by my youngest, there’s no way I don’t call someone at work a poopyhead tomorrow.
— Mike Reynolds (@PuzzlingPostDad) September 8, 2014
The “Where do you want to go to eat? No, where do YOU want to go to eat?” argument has to account for at least 90% of all divorces.
— Aaron Gouveia (@DaddyFiles) September 13, 2014
My daughter just ran off with my toothbrush and started stirring the toilet with it, in case you’re wondering whether or not to have toilets
— Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink) June 28, 2013
Apparently the word no translates to ask 50 more times in toddler.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) September 8, 2014
I’m pretty sure that The Exorcist is not based on a demon possession, it’s really about life with a 12-year-old girl.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) September 10, 2014
I haven’t watched TV in two weeks. I’m worried I might be getting smarter.
— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) September 13, 2014
I’m actually relatively successful for someone who just tried to get out of my car without unbuckling first.
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 12, 2014
It’s hard to tell, but this two-year-old that’s staring at me intensely is either smitten with me or filling his pants.
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) September 14, 2014
I think I twisted my knee putting sandals in the closet if you wondered how old I am.
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) September 8, 2014
A group of toddlers is called a migraine.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) September 13, 2014
My kid will Jump off high things Eat a snake Fight a dragon My kid will not Flush a toilet Touch a moth Brush his teeth Seems legit
— Lame Dad (@jergarl) September 14, 2014
9 year old told my husband that I have ruined his life. It’s official I can now die in peace, my work here is done.
— Kathy Radigan (@KathyRadigan) September 12, 2014
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