Tuesday Tickles – dovc

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets

that made me laugh in the last week.

 

Great tweets from great tweeps:

My 2-year-old put a Girl Scout cookie between two Doritos. That kid knows how to make a sandwich.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 16, 2014

Hey, Ticketmaster. I’m married with a 10mo daughter now. You can stop sending me concert ticket emails. It’s over between us. Move on.

— Saturated Fats (@PharmerRPh) March 18, 2013

 

What kind of monster schedules a child’s birthday party at 9am on a Sunday??

— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) December 4, 2014

5: So, vegetarians just never eat meat? Me: Nope 5: Not even bacon? M: Nope, not even bacon. 5: Well, that’s just sad.

— Bizarro Mark (@Bizarro_Mark) December 2, 2014

 

At meal time, I find it’s most convenient to keep my glass of milk a nanometer from the edge of the table next to my swinging elbow. – kids

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) December 5, 2014

Fitness Update: Just got winded moving all the clothes that no longer fit off the treadmill.

— Jeffrey R (@jeffreyr77) October 31, 2014

 

I started xmas music 2 early. Already making up cynical lyrics about how Rudolph got what was coming to him during those Reindeer games.

— Toulouse (@toulouseNtonic) December 8, 2014

My life is basically a never ending treasure hunt… except the treasure is Cheerios. Also, there’s no map. I just step on them.

— John Kinnear (@askdadblog) December 2, 2014

 

Taught a parrot to repeatedly say “WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES?” and now I don’t have to talk to my kids until Spring so that’s pretty cool.

— Babies Daddy (@dshack8) November 10, 2014

OH: “Daddy, our car has snow avoiding tires.” Which is good because we live in Florida…

— Happy Daddy (@Happiestdaddy) November 29, 2014

 

3yo requested I heat her ice cream in the microwave so it wasn’t ‘ve-wee’ cold on her teeth. Much luck to her future husband.

— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) December 8, 2014

If my family’s love for me was measured in empty containers placed back in the fridge and cupboard, I’d be smothered by their &@$#€! love.

— Sisterhood of Moms (@SensibleMoms) December 3, 2014

 

My toddler’s pretty particular about which color apple she gets, for someone who’s just going to make me peel the whole thing anyway.

— HollowTreeVentures (@RobynHTV) December 3, 2014

Trying to convince my daughter that we don’t necessarily have to get off this couch to play Tag.

— Christine (@2loony1) December 1, 2012

 

Cannot STAND leaving dirty pans in the sink overnight. So I hid them the oven. Problem solved.

— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) December 5, 2014

Son: I’m going to return this movie Me: Be kind, please rewind Son:… Me:… Son: what does that even mean Me: I’m old

— Tracie Tom (@tracietom) December 2, 2014

 

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Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.