Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets
that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
My 2-year-old put a Girl Scout cookie between two Doritos. That kid knows how to make a sandwich.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 16, 2014
Hey, Ticketmaster. I’m married with a 10mo daughter now. You can stop sending me concert ticket emails. It’s over between us. Move on.
— Saturated Fats (@PharmerRPh) March 18, 2013
What kind of monster schedules a child’s birthday party at 9am on a Sunday??
— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) December 4, 2014
5: So, vegetarians just never eat meat? Me: Nope 5: Not even bacon? M: Nope, not even bacon. 5: Well, that’s just sad.
— Bizarro Mark (@Bizarro_Mark) December 2, 2014
At meal time, I find it’s most convenient to keep my glass of milk a nanometer from the edge of the table next to my swinging elbow. – kids
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) December 5, 2014
Fitness Update: Just got winded moving all the clothes that no longer fit off the treadmill.
— Jeffrey R (@jeffreyr77) October 31, 2014
I started xmas music 2 early. Already making up cynical lyrics about how Rudolph got what was coming to him during those Reindeer games.
— Toulouse (@toulouseNtonic) December 8, 2014
My life is basically a never ending treasure hunt… except the treasure is Cheerios. Also, there’s no map. I just step on them.
— John Kinnear (@askdadblog) December 2, 2014
Taught a parrot to repeatedly say “WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES?” and now I don’t have to talk to my kids until Spring so that’s pretty cool.
— Babies Daddy (@dshack8) November 10, 2014
OH: “Daddy, our car has snow avoiding tires.” Which is good because we live in Florida…
— Happy Daddy (@Happiestdaddy) November 29, 2014
3yo requested I heat her ice cream in the microwave so it wasn’t ‘ve-wee’ cold on her teeth. Much luck to her future husband.
— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) December 8, 2014
If my family’s love for me was measured in empty containers placed back in the fridge and cupboard, I’d be smothered by their &@$#€! love.
— Sisterhood of Moms (@SensibleMoms) December 3, 2014
My toddler’s pretty particular about which color apple she gets, for someone who’s just going to make me peel the whole thing anyway.
— HollowTreeVentures (@RobynHTV) December 3, 2014
Trying to convince my daughter that we don’t necessarily have to get off this couch to play Tag.
— Christine (@2loony1) December 1, 2012
Cannot STAND leaving dirty pans in the sink overnight. So I hid them the oven. Problem solved.
— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) December 5, 2014
Son: I’m going to return this movie Me: Be kind, please rewind Son:… Me:… Son: what does that even mean Me: I’m old
— Tracie Tom (@tracietom) December 2, 2014
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Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.