Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets
that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard.
— Viktor Winetrout, Jr (@Cpin42) August 7, 2013
Niece: What’s a white lie? Me: When you tell an ugly person they’re pretty to make them feel good. Niece: Uncle Kent, you’re pretty.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) February 6, 2015
If you want your kids to do chores, ask them to do homework. If you want your kids to do homework, ask them to do chores.
— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) February 6, 2015
I just stepped in a gob of toothpaste in my living room proving all those people who said “your life will never be the same” were right.
— Outsmarted Mommy (@outsmartedmommy) February 10, 2015
“All I ask is that you don’t pee on me today.” (Beginning to get concerned that my standards have dropped a touch too low.)
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) February 5, 2015
2-year-old: I don’t need a coat. Me: Why not? It’s freezing outside. 2: I’m not a baby like you.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 5, 2015
I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 22, 2014
Telling a 12yo that leggings aren’t pants is like telling a dog that cat turds aren’t food. Completely pointless.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) February 8, 2015
ME to my 3yo: If you hit or punch anyone today, I’m taking away all of your weapons. What am I doing wrong?
— Baby Sideburns (@BabySideburns) February 5, 2015
10-year-old poured me coffee this morning without my asking. I shall now resume his funding his college account.
— Jeff Vrabel (@jeffvrabel) January 29, 2015
I’m glad Facebook can’t send a notification when you roll your eyes at someone’s status.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) February 7, 2015
5-year-old: you should know why I’m mad! Whew! This little girl is way ahead of her age.
— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) February 7, 2015
My husband showed me pics of a real snake that got in through a car’s AC vent if anyone wants to get him and his bags from our driveway.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) February 8, 2015
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What makes you giggle? Where do you turn when you need a smile? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.