The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
Top Ten Signs Your Kids Are On Summer Break
by Gina Valley
Have you developed a twitch that you can’t explain? Has the noise level in your home risen to uncountable decibels? Is every towel you own covered in mud?
I think I know what you’re suffering from.
Here’s The Top Ten Signs Your Kids Are On Summer Break.
#10. You’ve put green and red popsicles on the food pyramid as vegetables.
Seriously Today – That Kind Of Sucked, But I’m Still Kickin’!
by Gina Valley
I planned a longer than usual road trip with my pack this summer.
That should have given us a few extra days to stop and do fun things along the way to and from their grandparents’ house, and a few extra days to stay with their grandparents. We’d have had 11 or 12 days to hang out with their grandparents,
Don’t Leave Home Without These!!!
by Gina Valley
Clothes, medicine, shoes, beach chairs – yeah, that’s the easy stuff.
We get most of that when we’re packing for a trip, although we do tend to forget at least one obvious item, like a wallet, the carsick pills, or a cell phone charger.
When I was a kid, my dad always forgot his sunglasses.
I Am Going To Prison
by Gina Valley
While you are reading this I’m probably in prison or on a transport heading that way.
It’ll be an ordeal. I’ll wish I’d packed my coat. But, I’ll get through it.
This all happened because yesterday I spoke at the Listen To Your Mother – San Francisco production.
You know how they have that “no grocery bags” law in San Francisco? Well,
The “Joy” Of Packing
by Gina Valley
Today we’ve had the “joy” of packing for a trip out of town for the weekend.
You know the kind of “joy” I’m talking about.
The kind where one teen wants to argue about everything. Everything. Including why his clothes have to be in a suitcase (because it’s hard to check a pile).
The kind where the dress shirt that you went to 7 different stores to locate,
Top 10 Reasons You Can’t Go To Work The Day After New Year’s
by Gina Valley
There is nothing less revelry-like than trying to get to work after revelry-ing in the New Year. You’ve had relatives, cookies, and hyper kids to deal with. You’ve had no sleep, a big plate of rumaki, and some iffy imbibing decisions.
What you need today is to sleep without ceasing. But,