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The School Parking Lot 3-Ring Circus

The School Parking Lot 3-Ring Circus
by Gina Valley

The Ring #2 of The School Parking Lot 3-Ring Circus was staged in the same parking lot on the same day, but the curtain rose after school.  Again, it was street performers, so to speak (be sure to get all of the giggles from Ring #1 and Ring #3 of The Parking Lot 3-Ring Circus,

The Circus Parade Of Idiots

The Circus Parade Of Idiots:
Coming To A School Parking Lot Near You!!!
by Gina Valley

Nothing brings out the inner moron in people quite like driving through a school parking lot.

And, nothing causes that moronic flower to blossom quite like the stress of the first day of school.

So, when you put the two together you’ve got yourself a 3 ring circus, The School Parking Lot 3 Ring Circus.  When that happens,

Top 10 Back To School Super Powers

Top 10 Back To School Super Powers
by Gina Valley  

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Faster than a ringing tardy bell.

More powerful than a tub of yogurt left in a backpack last June.

Able to blurt out 7×8 is 56 (remember 5,6,7,8).

It’s a caffeine-aholic. It’s a Zombie.  No! It’s a Super Powered Parent.

If your kids have headed back to school,

Another Near Death Experience

Another Near Death Experience
by Gina Valley

There is something about the school parking lot that brings me to the brink of considering homicide several times a week.  It’s like a near death experience.

Some people, perhaps new to parenting or new to driving or new to thinking, clearly do not understand the basic rules of behavior for driving through the school parking lot.

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Did I Say Something?

Did I Say Something?
by Gina Valley

“Wash your hands!” I just hollered at my 11 year old for the fifth time in 5 minutes.

Clearly, this was a torturous task.

I mean the washing for him.  Not the hollering by me.  I’m quite good at hollering.  I’ve been practicing for years. It’s no trouble at all.  Comes quite naturally.  Must be a parent thing.

I Don’t Have Lollipops Up The Wazoo

I Don’t Have Lollipops Up The Wazoo

Let me just say, as a disclaimer, this is a whiney post.

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I’m generally an anti-whine-ite, so the fact, that I even hit “publish” is something of a near miracle, which only happened because my great buddy Joan told me that “People need to know that you’re real; that you don’t always have giggles, sunshine, and lollipops up the wazoo.”

Joan is probably correct,