Here’s the thing, driver of the shiny, new, silver Range Rover. I’m a patient person. Well, actually I’m not a patient person, but even if I was it wouldn’t have helped you today. Because, the thing is, people have limits.
Getting cut off and nearly plowed over by you in the junior high school parking lot would have used up all of my patience, had I packed any today. My kids were still in the car with me, so all you got, in true Southern tradition, we are after all in Southern California, was, “You stu…I mean, bless his heart.” That was strike one. Continue reading Stupid Driver – You’re Out!!!
Fleas of 1000 Camels
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the driver in the lane next to me as we exited the middle school parking lot this morning.
You were likely unaware of the curses and plagues I was internally wishing upon you and your descendants to the fifth generation after you chose to swerve suddenly into the lane I was currently using.
But, I was unaware of the pine tree that had fallen into your lane in front of you at the time.
I have attempted to cancel all wishes of curses and plagues at this point, so I think you should be ok.
But, as UPS ships really fast and I might have missed the cut off time, if a box marked “fleas of a 1000 camels” arrives at your door today, don’t open it, as they were destined for your armpit.
Sorry about that.
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