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Please Leave Your Forks In Your Car!!! …Gina’s Favorites

Please Leave Your Forks In Your Car!!! …Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley
Laugh along with this timely Gina’s Favorites post.
Please Leave Your Forks In Your Car!!!

Welcome to Graduation!

Please leave your forks in your car.

Because, let’s face it, you will want to stab someone, and all that just ruins the post-graduation family photos, not to mention what it does to your chance of getting to The Cheesecake Factory before the wait for a table starts pushing 3 hours.

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I’ve Got Your Mission Impossible RIGHT Here!!!

I’ve Got Your Mission Impossible RIGHT Here!!!
by Gina Valley

Part of any waiting room’s standard equipment is an endlessly buzzing florescent light, even if there are no visible florescent lights in the room.

But, not this waiting room.

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Parenting Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Parenting Gina Valley I’ve Got Your Mission Impossible RIGHT Here!!! Noise

No, they clearly went with the deluxe package when choosing annoying features for this “relaxation” grotto.  The high-end Stark Iceberg White and Cornea-Burning Orange leather furniture provided not only a treat for the eyes,

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Near Death Shopping Experience…Gina’s Favorites

Near Death Shopping Experience…Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley

So, I’m in line at the discount store.

You know, the one you don’t have to comb your hair to go to?  The one that, judging by several of the women who paraded by, is also bra optional.

As is typical, 4 of the 206 registers were open.

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Parenting Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Parenting Gina Valley Totally Near Death Shopping Experience …Gina’s FavoritesI naively thought I was lucky in landing only 4 back from the register. 

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Near Death Shopping Experience

Near Death Shopping Experience
by Gina Valley

So, I’m in line at the discount store.

You know, the one you don’t have to comb your hair to go to?  The one that, judging by several of the women who paraded by, is also bra optional.

As is typical, 4 of the 206 registers were open.

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Gina Valley WalMart Toys Art Supplies Check Out Line Cash Register Picture Books Condoms Tortilla Bowl Pillow Pet SnoozeI naively thought I was lucky in landing only 4 back from the register. 

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