Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they’re ok.
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) August 22, 2013
Finished filling out all the school forms. I think my kids just joined lacrosse, scheduled a physical, & ok’d rhythmic dance instead of Math
— jimmyettele (@jetts31) August 27, 2013
My 3yo just corrected my wife’s pronunciation, and now he’s my favorite.
— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) August 23, 2013
My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) August 8, 2013
My new years resolution was to lose 30 lbs by the end of summer. I’ve only got 40 lbs to go.
— Don Swan (@TheSwanDon) June 21, 2013
I take my job being a mom very serious, it’s hard making sure everyone is equally unhappy
— kelly jtractor (@kjmeow) October 21, 2012
Are we sure “follow” is a word? Just look at it. It looks weird. Follow. Follow. Follow. Yeah, it’s not a word.
— Kelley (@KelleysBreakRm) August 27, 2013
It was 11pm, and the guy across the street started vacuuming. -The opening sentence of my police statement.
— Liz (@bestlizard) August 27, 2013
People who exercise live longer but they spend those extra years posting about their workouts on Facebook.
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) August 22, 2013
I promised myself I’d get my kids in a bedtime routine for school. Watching TV until they pass out every night counts as a routine, right?
— enjoy today (@all_about_today) September 4, 2013
“Don’t ask me again” is my favorite computer button that I wish was also a real life button.
— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) December 4, 2012
They should make Otter Boxes for babies.
— JoeJoeKeys (@JoeJoeKeys) August 28, 2013
It must be a great mattress if it’s strapped to the roof of your Mercedes.
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) August 28, 2013
The adult life I imagined as a child involved less laundry and more group dance numbers.
— CatherineLMK (@CatherineLMK) August 16, 2013
We can probably stop making coffee mugs now. I think everyone is covered. I have 20 just in case an orchestra drops by.
— Scott Losse (@Scott_Losse) August 29, 2013
It’s sad that my 2yo knows how to work my smart phone better than I do.
— Kathy kissingthefrog (@lifewiththefrog) August 29, 2013
“I’m just gonna suck on this until it gets soft, and then put it right back in the bag” –my kids, eating Cheetos
— ~Anna~ (@tayandmae) August 29, 2013
Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: I don’t have any other feet.. Me: Fair enough.
— Aristotles (@AristotlesNZ) September 20, 2012
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(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):
Your arteries are more important to me than $1.
Some people don’t like to be sniffed.
If I didn’t see you throw up, it didn’t happen.
(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):
I am too singing. I just don’t know the right notes.
I know it’s not a competition, but who had a bigger bloody nose, me or him?
I thought this dinner was going to be nasty, but it’s pretty good.
Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.
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