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Cornbread Etiquette

Cornbread Etiquette
by Gina Valley

When I got to my kitchen this morning I realized that we had slipped into anarchy.

Total anarchy.

Cornbread anarchy, but anarchy nonetheless.

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If we can’t maintain decorum when dealing with carbs, what hope do we have for handling the truly difficult dealings of life in a proper, orderly fashion?

Of course,

Someone Murdered Our Microwave

Someone Murdered Our Microwave
by Gina Valley

I made the mistake of opening our microwave this morning.  I don’t know what I was thinking.  I should know better by now.

The day before yesterday I took my first dose of a new medicine.  This was a big deal for me because, in general, I don’t do medicine.

My body seems to think when I swallow a pill that it’s an insult,

I Am A Superhero

I Am A Superhero
by Gina Valley

I am a Superhero.

This might be a sign of impending cataclysmic event.  You should probably stock up on bottled water.

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I finished all our laundry!

Well, except for the bedding.  Everyone’s blankets need washing. The pillows need laundering, too. Some of them are so lively that they sing my kids to sleep.

The Dirty Laundry Road To Spiritual Enlightenment

The Dirty Laundry Road To Spiritual Enlightenment

Dear Family,

I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your efforts in the maintenance of our abode.

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Don’t Eat THAT!!!

Don’t Eat THAT!!!

The Professor came out of our kitchen looking rather glum a couple nights ago.  One might even say, “downtrodden,” were one living in the 1800’s.

Astute wife that I am, I asked, “What?”

“Droppings,” he answered in typical guy minimalistic verbiage.

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I Can’t Think ‘Cause My Brain Is Pine Scented

I Can’t Think ‘Cause My Brain Is Pine Scented
by Gina Valley

I don’t know what it is about this time of year, but there is a special something in the air that makes me feel…

what’s the word…

INSANE!

I completely lose my mind and forget even the most basic knowledge, which I thought had been deeply ingrained in my soul.  I’m not talking about the everyday stuff,