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Send In The Clowns & Their Car Keys!!!

Send In The Clowns & Their Car Keys!!!
by Gina Valley

As is traditional with any quality 3-ring circus, The School Parking Lot 3 Ring Circus kept its audience waiting for the main event.

This built anticipation, and allowed for the distribution of water bottles and string cheese sticks amongst the audience members (be sure to get all of the giggles from Ring #1 and Ring #2 of The Parking Lot 3 Ring Circus,

The School Parking Lot 3-Ring Circus

The School Parking Lot 3-Ring Circus
by Gina Valley

The Ring #2 of The School Parking Lot 3-Ring Circus was staged in the same parking lot on the same day, but the curtain rose after school.  Again, it was street performers, so to speak (be sure to get all of the giggles from Ring #1 and Ring #3 of The Parking Lot 3-Ring Circus,

The Circus Parade Of Idiots

The Circus Parade Of Idiots:
Coming To A School Parking Lot Near You!!!
by Gina Valley

Nothing brings out the inner moron in people quite like driving through a school parking lot.

And, nothing causes that moronic flower to blossom quite like the stress of the first day of school.

So, when you put the two together you’ve got yourself a 3 ring circus, The School Parking Lot 3 Ring Circus.  When that happens,

What’s MY Name Again?…Gina’s Favorites

What’s MY Name Again?…Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley

My brain is extra befuddled and muddled this week. I’m hoping that’s a temporary side-effect of the extra stress generated by all the back-to-school madness, and not my new normal. Time will tell, I suppose.

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Parenting Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Parenting Gina Valley What’s My Name Again?...Gina's Favorites Duh! MomentsEither way, I figure my What’s MY Name Again? post is perfect for Throwback Day this week.

Laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.

Top 10 Back To School Super Powers

Top 10 Back To School Super Powers
by Gina Valley  

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Parenting Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Parenting Gina Valley Top 10 Back To School Super Powers Back To School

Faster than a ringing tardy bell.

More powerful than a tub of yogurt left in a backpack last June.

Able to blurt out 7×8 is 56 (remember 5,6,7,8).

It’s a caffeine-aholic. It’s a Zombie.  No! It’s a Super Powered Parent.

If your kids have headed back to school,