Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
On vacation in Seattle? What’s with all the joggers here? Don’t they know that Americans have decided to be fat now?
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 13, 2013
Dentists are the mechanics of the medical world. There is always something wrong that you can’t see and it costs a lot of money to fix.
— James (@JamesHudyma) June 18, 2013
Having a cupcake cause I ran this morning! Ok it was after the ice cream truck, but I’m countin it
— BrownEyes (@summertimegyrl) June 11, 2013
My son asked for help determining the lowest common denominator, but we haven’t had the sex talk, so I don’t know how to answer.
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) June 13, 2013
Are the Pringles guy and the Monopoly guy related?
— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) June 14, 2013
Hey NSA, have you liked my Facebook page yet? http://t.co/3QLcTxlUGo
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) June 14, 2013
An empty beer bottle in your taxi driver’s cup holder is never a good omen.
— Vinny C (@AsVinnyCsIt) June 15, 2013
I’ve got 99 problems but I have OCD so I wish they were 100.
— said вaнulвari (@saidpac) January 31, 2013
11yo just texted me that he’s in “the coldasack.” Love.
— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) June 18, 2013
Where does a chef get off being a diva? Dude, you have the same job as Spongebob Squarepants.
— Anna Lefler (@AnnaLefler) June 17, 2013
I’ve given The Daughters until 11:00 to clear out the dishwasher. I expect the mad dash to begin at 10:59. #deadlinesuck
— Heather Davis (@MinivanMomma2) June 18, 2013
Secret #Mom revenge – I forbid everyone from drinking straight out of the milk/juice container, but when no one is looking – I do everytime
— Paula Danner (@lkg4sweetspot) June 4, 2013
The players on my 5 year old’s soccer team knew all of the players on the other team so the ball sat in the middle of the field for an hour.
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) June 17, 2013
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(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):
Would you, please, not lick each other?
What parts of her are glued together?
Get the plastic wrap so your dad can take a shower.
(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):
Will you peel my ice cream?
Does my bathing suit have to fit?
I don’t need to read. It’s summer.
Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.
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