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These Do NOT Cause Brain Damage!!!

These Do NOT Cause Brain Damage!!!
by Gina Valley

Dear Family,

Clearly, you are safety conscious.

Very safety conscious.

Granted, you haven’t let little things like leaving skateboards on the stairs or Legos on the floor or swinging a bat inside our house cramp your style.

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Nor, do you allow climbing the sides of buildings,

Top 10 Things I Did NOT Know About Parenting …Gina’s Favorites

Top 10 Things I Did NOT Know About Parenting …Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley
Laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.
Top 10 Things I Did NOT Know About Parenting

They don’t tell you a lot about parenting before you join the cult.

People joke a bit about losing most of your sleep while your child is an infant, and all of it when your child becomes a teen.

They’re NOT GROSS – They’re Activists

They’re NOT GROSS – They’re Activists
by Gina Valley

My friend DeAnne and I were discussing our children the other day, and we had an epiphany.

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Kids are gross.

They are. They really, really are.

I know it. You know it. We all know it.

After our chat, I felt like I should immediately call my mom,

Top 10 Worst Gifts For Mom

Top 10 Worst Gifts For Mom
by Gina Valley

If you think it’s stressful trying to get the mom in your life the right gift, you should try being the mom.

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Top 10 Reasons To Hate Silent Saturday

Top 10 Reasons To Hate Silent Saturday
by Gina Valley

Today was Silent Saturday on the soccer fields.

It’s also known as All The Parents Complaining About Not Getting To Cheer For Their Kids Day. I noticed some grandparents getting in on that, too.

In case you aren’t familiar with the Silent Saturday Movement, just think of it as a kind of glorified time-out for the over-zealous (i.e.

I’m NOT A Modern Woman!

I’m NOT A Modern Woman!
by Gina Valley

I’ve been trying to buy some matte eye shadow.

I’m happy to have a glowing personality, but I don’t want to have it on my eyelids, in the middle of the day, when I’m working hard to stay awake during a staff meeting or the PTA election speeches.

I think the sparkles make my eyes tired. All that glitter must weigh a ton.