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Top 10 Reasons To Hate Silent Saturday

Top 10 Reasons To Hate Silent Saturday
by Gina Valley

Today was Silent Saturday on the soccer fields.

It’s also known as All The Parents Complaining About Not Getting To Cheer For Their Kids Day. I noticed some grandparents getting in on that, too.

In case you aren’t familiar with the Silent Saturday Movement, just think of it as a kind of glorified time-out for the over-zealous (i.e.

I’m NOT A Modern Woman!

I’m NOT A Modern Woman!
by Gina Valley

I’ve been trying to buy some matte eye shadow.

I’m happy to have a glowing personality, but I don’t want to have it on my eyelids, in the middle of the day, when I’m working hard to stay awake during a staff meeting or the PTA election speeches.

I think the sparkles make my eyes tired. All that glitter must weigh a ton.

I Lost My Phone!!! …Gina’s Favorites

I Lost My Phone!!! …Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley
Since I feel like I’ve misplaced my mind this week, I figured my I Lost My Phone!!! post would be a perfect choice for Throwback Day.
Laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.
I Lost My Phone!!!

I met my friend, Janelle, for breakfast. We’ve been friends for years, and, as always, we talked so much we forgot to look at the menus.  The poor waiter had to come back three times before we both decided to get the same thing we get every time we meet there.

Top 10 Reasons My Kids Can’t Help In The Garden

Top 10 Reasons My Kids Can’t Help In The Garden
by Gina Valley

I bought a couple flats of flowers this weekend.

My parents are coming to visit next week, and I want our yard to look less like the local plant graveyard while they’re here. Assuming we get all the flowers planted, surely even I, with my two black thumbs, can keep them alive for the week of my parents visit.

If He Answers to “Easter Basket” He Must Be Our Dog!!!

If He Answers to “Easter Basket” He Must Be Our Dog!!! …Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley

Laugh along with this timely Gina’s Favorites post for Throwback Day.

If It Answers to “Easter Basket” It Must Be Our Dog

We have several dogs.  We love them all very, very much.

One of them is named Douglas.

Douglas is an idiot.  I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Top 10 INSANE Things I Uttered On The 1st Day of Spring Break

Top 10 INSANE Things I Uttered On The 1st Day of Spring Break
by Gina Valley

It’s only the first day of spring break and I already sound like I’ve lost my mind.

I haven’t. I just have kids.

Kids love spring break.

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Parenting Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Parenting Gina Valley Top 10 Insane Things I Uttered On The 1st Day of Spring BreakI tend to head into it under the impression I love it, too. I always have grandiose plans for what we’ll do with a week void of school responsibilities.