The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
Sometimes, bad menus happen to good people.
And, sometimes, people are just horrible cooks.
It wouldn’t be a holiday if we didn’t have tons of food. But, let’s face it, just because there’s tons of it, doesn’t mean the food will be fabulous.
Or, edible.
You don’t want to end up with one of these holiday disasters on your plate.
I Want A Kids’ Shoes Tracking Device
#whatIwantforChristmas
by Gina Valley
I want a kids’ shoes tracking device for Christmas. We, as in me, spend more time looking for my kids’ shoes than for anything else.
Hopefully, the tracking device will come with a setting to help me locate my shoes when one of my kids has “borrowed them” (my black suede boots are particularly prone to “wandering” this time of year,
What Do YOU Want?
by Gina Valley
We all know and love the Facebook November “What I’m Thankful For” schtick*
*depending on your point of view that may or may not be typed in the sarcasm font
Now let’s go with something a bit more down to earth and realistic. Let’s call it:
What I Want For Christmas
#whatIwantforChristmas
Note the cool matching hashtag.
It’s that time of year.
I’m a bit envious of all the Hallmark and Kodak moments everyone seems to be having. It’s even worse now that they arrive via email and Facebook, along with the ever faithful snail mail batches.
You see, we don’t have Hallmark moments or Kodak moments.
What we have is closer to America’s Funniest Video moments,
If You See Hoohahs, Must Be Halloween!!! …Gina’s Favorites
While I run out to buy more candy to hand out to the Trick or Treaters, again, enjoy this Gina’s Favorites post.
If You See Hoohahs, It Must Be Halloween
You want scary? You want to walk around inspiring truly blood curdling terror? Forget Freddie Krueger, Michael Myers, and Jason. Chuck Chucky. Oh puhleeze! Those are nothing. Go with something REALLY scary:
REALLY Scary Costumes:
Teenager With Your Car Keys
Two Envelope Cable Bill
Dog With The Runs
MasterCard Statement After The Holidays
Spider (some things are always scary)
4 Year Old With Tape Recorder
Your Daughter’s First Date
Mother-In-Law Pulling Into Your Driveway Unannounced
At-home Bikini Wax Kit
Scary’s not your style? No problem. How about something more…er…uh…appealing?
Time To TOTALLY Over Do It!!! …Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley
Enjoy some sugar-laced laughs in this Gina’s Favorites post I wrote about one of our past Slurpee hunts.
How To TOTALLY Over Do It
There are a million different places you can go for advice on sensible eating. This is NOT one of them. But, I can give you advice on how to totally overdo it!
