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Near Death Shopping Experience

Near Death Shopping Experience
by Gina Valley

So, I’m in line at the discount store.

You know, the one you don’t have to comb your hair to go to?  The one that, judging by several of the women who paraded by, is also bra optional.

As is typical, 4 of the 206 registers were open.

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Laughs From The Land Of Almost Learning

Laughs From The Land Of Almost Learning
by Gina Valley

Between too much work and too many cranky people, I’ve had a rough week.

Really rough.  Like “descend into my dungeon of self-pity, close the black curtains, and sit on the floor in the dirt” rough.

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I’m ready for a vacation.

School & homework time with my pack have not been particularly glowing sources of joy this week,

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The Special Joy That Is High School Back To School Night

The Special Joy That Is High School Back To School Night 

High school Back to School Night is a whole different animal than elementary school Back to School Night.  Granted, they both begin the night the same way, with a mind-numbing series of announcements, speeches, and awards presented by an array of administrators most of whose names you will forget even faster

than you forget what they were talking about. 

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