The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
Laws We Need…In Costco
by Gina Valley
Anarchy is alive and well.
And, running rampant.
Through the aisles of Costco.
Something has to be done about it, and there’s not a moment to spare.
It’s time we banded together to fight for our right to an organized shopping experience. After all, if they’re going to take a handful of C-notes from us every time we pop in there for what we think will be just a roast chicken and a jumbo pack of AA batteries,
Chickens Crossing…Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley
If the Sydney Harris adage “The time to relax is when you don’t have time for it” is true, then it’s way past time for me to relax, because I definitely don’t have time for it.
I’m guessing that’s true for you, too.
So, I’m taking time off to do just that. My pack and I are traveling,
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Costco?
by Gina Valley
All I needed was 1 roasted chicken.
I dashed into Costco, walking as quickly as I could, knowing I would have just enough time to hurry to the back of the store, grab the urgently needed chicken, rush to the registers, and, hopefully, quickly pay for my chicken before racing back out to my car and off to pick up Daughter#1 from rehearsal.
Where ARE You?
Are you stuck in a crowd with an empty wallet, dazed and confused?
Was your foot just run over by a stroller holding a giant pile of stuff while a screaming toddler trailed behind, bobbing and weaving, racing to keep up?
Do you smell churros?
Have you been in line so long that you’re wishing you’d brought birthday cake because it feels like at least a year has passed?