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Don’t Eat THAT!!!

Don’t Eat THAT!!!

The Professor came out of our kitchen looking rather glum a couple nights ago.  One might even say, “downtrodden,” were one living in the 1800’s.

Astute wife that I am, I asked, “What?”

“Droppings,” he answered in typical guy minimalistic verbiage.

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Top 10 Reasons You Can’t Go To Work The Day After Halloween

Top 10 Reasons You Can’t Go To Work The Day After Halloween

I understand.  I know how it is.  You were up late wrangling costumed, candy-snorting, sugar-hopped kids, some of whom were adults.  They wouldn’t sleep because they were too tired. It was single digits before you finally crashed, nearly comatose, onto your own bed.

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Crime Scenes In The Kitchen

Crime Scenes In The Kitchen
by Gina Valley

Dear Family,

Thank you to whoever put away the chocolate syrup last night.

Usually on post-ice-cream-sundae mornings I find the chocolate syrup still sitting on the kitchen counter, along with the carton of melted ice cream and the sticky, dripping scooper.  It was nice to come into the kitchen and find that you had made the effort to put everything away this time.