The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
Don’t Eat THAT!!!
The Professor came out of our kitchen looking rather glum a couple nights ago. One might even say, “downtrodden,” were one living in the 1800’s.
Astute wife that I am, I asked, “What?”
“Droppings,” he answered in typical guy minimalistic verbiage.
“Droppings?” I replied, concern rising. Droppings could mean any of a number of things,
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I understand. I know how it is. You were up late wrangling costumed, candy-snorting, sugar-hopped kids, some of whom were adults. They wouldn’t sleep because they were too tired. It was single digits before you finally crashed, nearly comatose, onto your own bed.
After you dragged yourself to the loo this morning,
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Dear Family,
Thank you to whoever put away the chocolate syrup last night.
Usually on post-ice-cream-sundae mornings I find the chocolate syrup still sitting on the kitchen counter, along with the carton of melted ice cream and the sticky, dripping scooper. It was nice to come into the kitchen and find that you had made the effort to put everything away this time.
Dear Family,
I would appreciate it if you would not eat the chocolate chips. I bought those to make cookies with.
But, if you are going to eat the chocolate chips, I would appreciate it if you would not eat them in the bathroom because eating in the bathroom is disgusting.
But,