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Don’t Eat THAT!!!

Don’t Eat THAT!!!

The Professor came out of our kitchen looking rather glum a couple nights ago.  One might even say, “downtrodden,” were one living in the 1800’s.

Astute wife that I am, I asked, “What?”

“Droppings,” he answered in typical guy minimalistic verbiage.

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I Need Chocolate Chips To Get My Garage Clean

I Need Chocolate Chips To Get My Garage Clean

I decided to make chocolate chip cookies last night as a special treat (Read: bribe.  Yes, bribes work, no matter what the parenting books tell you) for Son#1.  He doesn’t know it yet, but his OCD mom (he knows I’m OCD, he just doesn’t know where my crazy is gonna land yet this week) has several pre-Thanksgiving  (I know it isn’t even Halloween yet.  OCD,

Why You Should Hide The Chocolate Chips When You Need A Measuring Tape

Why You Should Hide The Chocolate Chips When You Need A Measuring Tape

I put a little pile of chocolate chips on a napkin (I’m a chocolate addict, but I’m neat about it) on the kitchen counter and was munching on them while I considered the kitchen’s current state.

I needed a measuring tape to re-measure the kitchen.  We are still in the midst of a never ending renovation and have misplaced (i.e.