The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
I took two of my sons with me to the gym today.
They wanted to go. I should have realized that was a bad sign.
I’ve been wanting to take them with me for a while now, so I could teach them how to use the equipment correctly.
So they would be safe.
So they would be knowledgeable.
So they would not need to go to the Emergency Room.
The Food Network is like crack.
I know it’s bad for me, but I keep going right back to it time after time after time.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I like to cook. I love to cook, actually. But, watching the Food Network makes me yearn to cook like they cook. Nothing else will do.
I look at my cooking scenario and nearly scream,
Sometimes, I do something I’m proud of myself for doing.
This was not one of those times.
I was at the hair place today for a much needed session with The Hair Whisperer. After she thoroughly coated my hair with some sort of magical goo, The Hair Whisperer had me sit under one of those giant, chair-mounted hair dryers.
Everyone knows the dryers at a hair salon are akin to Sanctuary,
I Want A Kids’ Shoes Tracking Device
#whatIwantforChristmas
by Gina Valley
I want a kids’ shoes tracking device for Christmas. We, as in me, spend more time looking for my kids’ shoes than for anything else.
Hopefully, the tracking device will come with a setting to help me locate my shoes when one of my kids has “borrowed them” (my black suede boots are particularly prone to “wandering” this time of year,
What Do YOU Want?
by Gina Valley
We all know and love the Facebook November “What I’m Thankful For” schtick*
*depending on your point of view that may or may not be typed in the sarcasm font
Now let’s go with something a bit more down to earth and realistic. Let’s call it:
What I Want For Christmas
#whatIwantforChristmas
Note the cool matching hashtag.
Top 10 Topics My Sons Are Bickering About …Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley
Listening to a couple of my kids argue about which side of the field had the greenest grass while we waited for their brother to finish at soccer practice yesterday brought this piece to mind. Laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.
Top 10 Topics My Sons Are Bickering About
They say children help you live longer.
