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I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets

that made me laugh in the last week.

 

Great tweets from great tweeps:

Be sure to follow me on Twitter so you don’t miss a laugh!

 

Don’t miss a giggle.  “Like” up my Facebook page, and to share it with a friend.

Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

The Emergency Room – It’s Disneyland, But Cheaper…Gina’s Favorites

The Emergency Room – It’s Disneyland, But Cheaper…Gina’s Favorites

by Gina Valley

If you hear screaming, don’t panic.

It’s just me.

I’m chaperoning 200 middle school kids at Disneyland today.  I’m anticipating a possibly painful experience.

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While I’m off riding rides, well, more like waiting in line to ride rides, enjoy my The Emergency Room – It’s Disneyland, But Cheaper post.

I think it’s quite apropos (it took me FIVE tries to spell “apropos” correctly) for today. I hope you’ll laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.

The Emergency Room – It’s Disneyland, But Cheaper

Considering going to Disneyland this summer?  Save yourself some money and go to the ER instead.  It’s practically the same thing and a whole lot cheaper!

Certainly, the ER is not a well recognized vacation destination (Except to my family.  We hit it several times a year), but think about it:  the employees are all dressed in costumes, a sandwich will run you $12, they nail you for at least $100 just to walk through the door, they take your picture, and the piped in music may not be It’s A Small World but it causes the same insanity.

Plus, emergency rooms are easy to find – just follow an ambulance to the ER nearest to your home – and offer loads of free parking.

This year, why not head off to the real magic kingdom for a change?

The first order of business during your visit to the ER is to wait in line and to hand over your credit card, exactly like at  Disneyland!  And, the similarities don’t stop there!

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Parenting Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Parenting Gina Valley The Emergency Room – It's Disneyland, But Cheaper...Gina's FavoritesA variety of rides are available.  The Wheel Chair Round Up is the ride most visitors choose to go on first.  Depending on the operator, this can be a relaxing jaunt or a thrilling free-for-all.   The “Doctors Only” Stool Spin becomes more and more irresistible as the evening wears on, but it’s not recommended for those who’ve had a meal before arriving or whose visit was spurned on due to a head wound.

For a special group of visitors to the ER, Try To Hit The Basin provides a “fun” test of aiming skills, while the smaller Fill The Cup provides a test of both mettle and determination.

The ER House Of Horrors, which included live leeches, filthy hands, and frequent amputations, has been closed for 100 years, but roving characters, including Scary Lab Tech, Super Phlebotomist, and Shaky Handed Nurse, provide a throw-back to years gone by.

Show schedule and topics change daily, sometimes hourly, but often include Patient Screaming Randomly In Next BayOld Man Who Lost His PantsNurse Gossip Hour, and Addict Demanding Drugs From Receptionist.

Fun attractions and games include the shocking How Much Do You Really Weigh?, Guess When The Buzzing Flickering Florescent Light Will Go Out, and The Parade Of Gurneys.

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Not to be out done by the original Magic Kingdom, ER’s offer a variety of fine dining experiences, including The Psycho-esque Basement Cafeteria Right Next To The Morgue and Bank of Vending Machines.  Fuzzy Candy From The Bottom Of Mom’s Purse is available seasonally.

Nearby accommodations include Sticky Back-Killing Waiting Room Chairs,  Empty Bed In The Next Bay They May Need Any SecondSpare Gurney In The Hall, and They Call This A Sleeping Chair But It’s Really Vinyl Hell. No Autoclub discounts are given.

And, just like with Disneyland, although you were glad to arrive there a mere 12 hours earlier, you are nothing but thrilled and exhausted when it’s time to go home!

But, just like Disneyland, the ER likes to have the last laugh.  It enjoys a hearty one as you drag your exhausted family, trailing their pink plastic pitcher and golden rod basin souvenirs behind them, throughout the parking lot trying to remember which car you brought and where you left it.

Be sure to take lots of pictures.  It’s a vacation you’ll never forget!

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

Have you been anywhere magical lately?  How about somewhere not so magical?   I’d love to hear all about it – I’m looking forward to your comments!

Friday Funnies – ctvc

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It’s Friday.

End of the week. Start of the weekend.

Pull up a chair & grab your favorite frosty beverage.

Time to get your giggle on.

 

Friday Funnies –

Smiles From Around The World Wide Web

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Have you fanned me up on Facebook? If not, here’s your chance!  Click on over and hit “like” so you don’t miss a giggle (be sure to hover and select “Show in News Feed” while you’re at it, so Facebook will show you the giggles).

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 Must be broken!

 

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Very, VERY fascinating women!

 

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I really need to try this more!

 

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And, he’s mocking me!

 

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I remember this!

 

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Very tempting!

 

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That’s gonna leave a mark.

 

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How rude!

 

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Pancakes are pretty yummy!

Be sure to visit the Gina Valley Facebook page and to “like” me up.

 

Some Of My Favorite Pins On Pinterest:

Consider this your formal invitation to check out all of my boards on Pinterest.

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I’ve got to get taller!

 

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He is good in emergency situations.

 

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Mommy porn!!!

 

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Good question!

 

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It all starts with the bulb.

All the rest of my pins for the week are here on my Latest Great Pins Board.

If you’re trying to put off making dinner, you can check out all of my boards on Pinterest.

 

This Week On The Gina Valley Blog:

My recent humor posts include

Friday Funnies – cvtvc (a weeks worth of funnies),

Stop Stepping On Their Heads!!! (fun with kids at a Memorial Day service),

Tuesday Tickles – cvsvc (a week’s worth of funny quips),

Sometimes Juice Spills…Gina’s Favorites (what’s on my neck),

Top 10 Things I Did NOT Know About Parenting (stuff no on tells you before you have kids).

I hope they gave you some giggles, too.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina             

What made you smile this week? Did you have a good week?  Any big plans this weekend?  Have you scheduled time to relax?  I’m looking forward to hearing about it!  Shoot me a comment with all the details!

Top 10 Things I Did NOT Know About Parenting

Top 10 Things I Did NOT Know About Parenting

by Gina Valley

They don’t tell you a lot about parenting before you join the cult.

People joke a bit about losing most of your sleep while your child is an infant, and all of it when your child becomes a teen.

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They point out the baby fat they’re still carrying from their now 264 month old child.

But, no one mentions the truly mind boggling aspects of parenthood.

Here’s some of the things I did not realize would happen when I became a parent that keep my head shaking and my eyes rolling more often than I care to admit.

Top 10 Things I Did NOT Know About Parenting

#10.  How often I would step in something wet – from the benign puddles of melted ice cubes and dribbled milk to the nefarious spectrum of bodily productions, which mysteriously appear where they never should (this job really should come with galoshes).

#9.  How often someone would scream at me that he or she was not tired or grumpy and did not need a nap (funny how I always need one).

#8.  How every semblance of sophistication would be quickly and completely stripped out of my life. Leaving the house in unstained clothes, arriving on time, a clean car, an uninterrupted thought, all gone.

#7.  How often I would utter the phrase “I’m not missing any of this movie to take anyone to the bathroom, so you better go now.”

#6.  How I would cave in every time & take every kid to the bathroom during the movie (I get more steps in during a movie than at the gym in an hour on the treadmill).

#5.  How often I would offer bribes to small people to poop or sleep. Or, to let me poop or sleep. Alone.

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#4.  How much time and effort other people’s shoes would suck out of my life. Explaining why shoes must be worn. Again. Asking where the shoes were last seen. Again. Hiking halfway back to the waterfall in the dark by the light of my cell phone to retrieve a shoe. Again.

#3.  How much time I would spend admiring captive insects, and negotiating for their release back into the wild.

#2.  How many times I would give up my jacket, my water, my snack, my sanity to the child I reminded not less than ten times to bring his or her own, who, nonetheless, forgot to bring it.

#1.  How great I would get at silently opening crinkly candy wrappers so as not to tip off my children to my clandestine date with junk food.

I don’t share chocolate.

It’s really for their own protection.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

What aspect of parenting surprised you once you were actually in the trenches? What’s harder than you imagined it would be?  What’s easier?  Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing what you think.

Photos courtesy of Stock.xchng – Used with permission.

Sometimes Juice Spills…Gina’s Favorites

Sometimes Juice Spills…Gina’s Favorites

by Gina Valley

This week for Throwback Day I picked my Sometimes Juice Spills post, because it makes me giggle.

Laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.

Sometimes Juice Spills

You know it’s going to be a good day when you start it off by finding a pimple the size of a can of soup sprouting out of the side of your neck.

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Where does it fall on the irony scale that I found the pimple while putting on my anti-wrinkle cream?

At first I thought it was a bug bite.  I was hoping it was a bug bite.  But it wasn’t a bug bite.

All doubt was removed when I found his mini-me brother sprouting up from the middle of the scar on my forehead.

If there was another one on the other side of my neck and it was Halloween I could have passed it off for a neck bolt.  But, just the one at this time of year leaves little option for disguise.

There is cover up.  I coated it with that.  Twice.  It went from looking like a flare guiding aircraft landing on a carrier in the fog to more like a stubby thumb trying to hitch a ride.

A turtle neck would have covered it.  Of course the 80 degree F weather around here this week would have made that less than comfortable.  Plus, there’s my obsessive need to not let anything touch my neck.  I hate that feeling, so I don’t even own a turtle neck.

I guess my body didn’t hear about the “nothing touches my neck” rule before it started growing my third arm there.

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But, I realized that I was probably making too big a deal out of this.  We all focus on our own bodily imperfections, even though most people never notice them, much less give them a second glance.  So, I decided not to worry about it and headed down to breakfast.

The Professor did a double take as I sat down across from him at the breakfast table.  “What the bloody ‘ell is that?” he asked, staring at my neck growth.

“I’m not sure,” I answered. “Might be a bug bite,” I suggested, hopefully.

“I don’t think so,” he said, looking intently at it.

“Does it look like a pimple?” I asked.

He shook his head.  “Not exactly,” he said.  “It looks more like the beginning of an alien emerging.”

Somehow his orange juice got dumped on his eggs about then.

I have no idea how that happened.

Sometimes juice spills.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

Ever been double “blessed” with the troubles of youth and the pains of aging at the same time?  Is your significant other super helpful when you’re feeling self-conscious?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

Click over to my posts below for more fun with The Professor:

WHAT Is The Dog Sniffing Now?!?!

Early Morning Ambush

A Zen-Like Departure

Where’s My Sparkly?

 As always, the extra clicks count as cardio.

Thank you for reading and sharing.

Tuesday Tickles – cvsvc

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I love to share giggles. Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.

Great tweets from great tweeps:

Be sure to follow me on Twitter so you don’t miss a laugh!

Don’t miss a giggle.  “Like” up my Facebook page, and to share it with a friend.

Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

Stop Stepping On Their Heads!!!

Stop Stepping On Their Heads!!!

by Gina Valley

One year we decided, because we are stupid, stupid people, that it would be fun, educational, and inspiring to take our 7 children, 6 of whom were 6 years old and under at the time, to the Veteran’s cemetery for the Memorial Day service.

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Each Memorial Day Boy Scouts place a flag on each and every grave there.  You have to see it in person to grasp the grandeur of the gesture.  It gives you pause.

But, let’s be honest, nothing gives a preschooler pause. Preschoolers don’t pause.

I don’t know why we were thinking our littles would somehow undergo a miraculous, if temporary, transformation, into people with the desire to sit still and do as they’re told.  We must’ve had concussions from being kicked in the head by our two year old each night, after he’d wander into our room to sleep with us “’cause Matthew’s snowin’ again.”

We should have remembered our kids have always prided themselves on taking all instructions under advisement.  Of course, they define “taking under advisement” as “ignoring.”

Standing in the center of the vast, green acres with my pack, surrounded by headstones and people there to honor what those headstones stand for, reminded me there are people, many of them in fact, who put their lives on the line for what they believe in.

It reminded me, as my 94 year old WWII veteran Great Uncle says, freedom isn’t free.

And, it reminded me to leave our kids at home the next time.

I could see our six year old eyeing the neat rows of head stones, and I knew what he was thinking before the little human monkey even said it.  There is no good answer when your 6 year old asks you, “How many [headstones] do you think I can jump to in a row without falling?”

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I wanted to say, “Well, I’m not sure, but please don’t try it until I have one, OK?” But, that seemed inappropriate.

As the speaker mentioned soldiers “making the ultimate sacrifice” my 5 year old asked if Ultimate Sacrifice was one of the X-Men.  Before I could answer, my 6 year old blurted out, “No, Stupid. It means they’re dead people.”

“Are the dead people here?” my 5 year old daughter asked, excitement rising in her voice.  I knew she was thinking about silly zombies, like on Scooby Doo.

I noticed my 4 year old daughter, who was not at that point a fan of zombies, Scooby Doo type or otherwise, immediately pulled her dangling feet up onto her chair, and surveyed the surrounding grass for disturbances.  We were the only disturbances

I smelled a strong, repugnant odor, and immediately suspected my one year old.  Despite his loud protests and claims of innocence, I lifted him and performed the traditional fanny sniff check.  I found that he was not the offender, and slid him back into his stroller.

But, I didn’t have to wonder who was responsible for very long. My adorable 3 year old daughter, Charlotte, announced loudly enough for everyone in attendance and in residence to hear, as she pointed to the man standing next to me, “Mommy, that man farted!”

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Charlotte showed her appreciation for her sister’s guidance by knocking Gemma down.  Gemma then, the more agile of the 2, wriggled out from under her bigger, younger sister and socked her right in the left eye.

As The Professor and I pulled apart our delicate, feminine, brawling flowers, we realized it was time to surrender.  We each slung a screaming sister over one of our shoulders, and each grabbed a stroller to push on the long walk back to our van.

Our 5, 6, and 11 year olds all followed along.  Our 2 year old turned and ran in the opposite direction.

I called after him to come get into his stroller. He ran faster. In the opposite direction.  He didn’t seem the slightest bit concerned that we’d started the long march back toward our van without him.

But, when I waved the bag I’d filled with Fruit Roll Ups, he came running.  He had his priorities. He might not have had them straight, but he definitely had them.

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Our one year old, a big fan of Fruit Roll Ups, who spoke only in sign language at the time, immediately, threw his head back, opened his mouth like a hungry baby bird, and repeatedly made the sign for food.

And, the sign for ceiling fan. He really loved ceiling fans.

I noticed that our 11 year old was slowly, but ever so purposely, moving himself further away from the rest of us.  I was glad he didn’t have keys to the van, fearing he would take off and leave our embarrassing family circus behind. Our 3 year old noticed his progress across turf, also, but she wasn’t happy with his course.

She screamed to her big brother, “Stop it!  You’re stepping on their heads!”

Every person and most of the squirrels in the entire cemetery turn in our direction.

I scanned the surrounding area, hoping to spy an open grave I could climb into.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

Have you ever caused pandemonium in a cemetery?  How do you observe Memorial Day? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

Friday Funnies – cvtvc

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It’s Friday.

End of the week. Start of the weekend.

Pull up a chair & grab your favorite frosty beverage.

Time to get your giggle on.

 

Friday Funnies –

Smiles From Around The World Wide Web

Complied by Gina Valley

Have you fanned me up on Facebook? If not, here’s your chance!  Click on over and hit “like” so you don’t miss a giggle (be sure to hover and select “Show in News Feed” while you’re at it, so Facebook will show you the giggles).

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FaceBook is hard for some people.

 

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You just can’t trust that cat!

 

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True that!!!

 

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You’re probably gonna need a few extra laps to get a good workout at this one.

 

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The internet has really set some people’s immaturity free!

 

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Yeah!!!

 

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I don’t think my kids even know what an ironing board looks like!

 

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Nailed it!!!

 

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Maybe 10 more minutes.

 

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I am the worst limbo-er ever!!!

 

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I think mine are way over 30% on the complaining!

 

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Pie? Did someone say pie?!?!

Be sure to visit the Gina Valley Facebook page and to “like” me up.

 

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Another reason we have giant dogs! Fewer mix-ups!

 

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This is so cool!

 

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Especially in the middle of the night!

 

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We have a raccoon family that keeps invading our attic. Smart little things!

 

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But first, let me take a selfie!

 

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 I’m just hoping that’s the dog!

All the rest of my pins for the week are here on my Latest Great Pins Board.

If you’re trying to put off making dinner, you can check out all of my boards on Pinterest.

 

This Week On The Gina Valley Blog:

My recent humor posts include

Friday Funnies – cdsvc (a weeks worth of funnies),

It Has A Pulse! (the horrors of friendship bread starter),

Tuesday Tickles – cvvc (a week’s worth of funny quips),

It Was Kind Of A Quest…Gina’s Favorites (trying to throw out a trash machine),

Top 10 Vital Preps Before My Kids Start Summer Break (I must prepare for the invasion).

I hope they gave you some giggles, too.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina             

What made you smile this week? Did you have a good week?  Any big plans this weekend?  Have you scheduled time to relax?  I’m looking forward to hearing about it!  Shoot me a comment with all the details!

Top 10 Vital Preps Before My Kids Start Summer Break

Top 10 Vital Preps Before My Kids Start Summer Break

by Gina Valley

In a couple weeks, I’ll be under full time siege.

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That’s right.

My kids will be on summer break.

I love having them home. I love getting to hang out with them. I love not having to mess with homework.

But.

A few issues have come up in the past during the summer occupation, so I know I need to be proactive and take vital steps before my garrison of gigglers ends its daily constitution in the halls of education.

Top 10 Vital Preps Before My Kids Start Summer Break

#10.  Round up a dairy cow – On a hot summer day 6 gallons of milk is easily inhaled by my kids. When their friends have joined our circus we need a keg of the white stuff daily. I figure having our own cow has got to be cheaper than buying jugs by the pallet full at Costco.

#9.  Get a HazMat suit – And, it needs to include asbestos gloves and a breathing apparatus. I don’t know how bathing suits and towels used in a chlorinated pool turn into alien life forms so quickly, but they do.  It’s like my off spring drop their bathing suits and towels off into a pile, and the fabric springs into an instant mildewy mess.

#8.  Remove the doors from the refrigerator & freezer – They aren’t shut once the entire summer any way. At least this way there’ll be fewer heads and fingers slammed in them. It’s worth the perpetually melted ice cream if it saves me even one trip to the emergency room.

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#7.Hook the power car washer onto the hose to shower the kids – When it’s light until well past a decent bedtime, no one wants to come inside, much less do so to bathe.   This way I can do a quick turbo wash as they run by in the midst of a game of tag. I might get the wax cylinder to, so they’ll be extra shiny and water repellant.

#6.  Stock up on swim goggles – I’ll start with about 50 pairs. That should almost last us through the first week. Where do all the goggles disappear to? If we ever move I think we’re going to find a hidden room full of swim goggles. And, how come my kids consider diving into mud puddles totally hygienic, but need protection from the clean, bacteria-free water in a pool?

#5.  Purchase 3 identical pairs of flip flops for each member of my pack – That way they should be able to come up with at least one pair of shoes when required to.  It’s ok to wear flip flops to a cousin’s black tie wedding as long as they’re sparkly, right?

#4.  Hide the snow parkas – Why does someone always think it’d be cool to play Arctic Explorer in the mid-July heat?  And, why do they think rolling around in a giant mud puddle in their dry clean only parkas simulates the arctic? I think the school district is should be held responsible for that dry cleaning bill.

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Parenting Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Parenting Gina Valley Top 10 Vital Preps Before My Kids Start Summer Break School Vacation#3.  Install revolving doors at all entrances – It’s our only hope for having even a semi good chance at a closed door. It’d be nice if we could at least keep the dumber mosquitos and June bugs out.

#2.  Procure a case of MRE’s – Or, maybe several cases. Those nasty nutrition packs from the military surplus store are “Meals Ready To Eat” (also known as “”Meals Refusing To Exit,” according to some of my favorite soldiers). Hopefully, they’ll be better than the nothing I’ve prepared on those many nights when I forget to make dinner because it’s light until nearly 9:30pm. Who thinks about dinner while it’s still light?

#1.  Buy snow boots for everyone – This is the only time of year stores in SoCal have them in stock. Gotta get ’em while it’s hot.

Now that I think about it, I should probably stop by Costco for a barrel of sunscreen, even though I know my kids will refuse to use it all summer.

I wonder if they make a sunscreen cartridge for the power car washer.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

How do you prep for the summer? Did you miss school during the summer when you were a kid?  Shoot me a comment. You’re here anyway, and I’d love to hear what you have to say.

It Was Kind Of A Quest…Gina’s Favorites

It Was Kind Of A Quest…Gina’s Favorites

by Gina Valley

We watched The Hobbit last night, which got me thinking about what a shame it is that we don’t have great adventures like that in our life.  Then, I remembered that sometimes we do. Sort of.

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So, this week I figure my It Was Kind Of A Quest post is just right for Throwback Day.

Laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.

It Was Kind Of A Quest

We just spent hours rehabilitating our kitchen trash can.

Yes, it’s old.  Yes, it’s dented.  Yes, it’s scratched and the lid doesn’t close right and the foot pedal came off.  Yes, it’s really beyond repair.

But, we can’t buy a new one.

We just can’t.

We can’t afford it.  It costs too much.

I’m not talking about the money.  We can shell out the cash for a new rubbish bin.  I’m talking about the emotional cost that buying a new trashcan causes.  Because, you must remember, if we get a new trashcan, we have to throw out the old one.

I can’t take the stress and turmoil of trying to throw out another trashcan.

It is so dang hard to throw out a trash can.  Have you ever tried to throw one out? It’s next to impossible to do.  I know.  I’ve tried.

The last trash can I tried to throw out was one of those molded plastic ones.  It was about 2 feet high and held about 15 gallons of trash.  I have to admit that I never actually measured its capacity.  Nor did I measure the length of the crack that had developed under mysterious, never fully explained circumstances while I was away for a weekend, that ran zigzagging from near the bottom of the trash receptacle to the top.

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Parenting Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Parenting Gina Valley It Was Kind Of A Quest...Gina's Favorites TrashKeep in mind that this was one of those supposedly indestructible trash cans with the commercial that shows the trashcan none-the-worse-for-wear after being run over by a truck.  Indestructible my eye.  Clearly, the marketers hadn’t met my pack.

There was a tennis ball size hole on the bottom of one side, where one of our furry family members had decided to increase air flow.  The well ventilated trashcan also had a distinctive fish odor to it.  No one was exactly sure why, and no one wanted to ask.

If my dad had seen me about to throw it out, he would have said, “All you need is a tube of chalking, a welder’s torch, and a mold of the trashcan in its original condition, and you can totally rebuild that thing.”

I was happy he didn’t see me toss it into our big trashcan, to await its ride to the garbage after-life on Wednesday morning.

Wednesday morning after I heard the roar of the garbage truck pulling away, Son#1 rushed into the house clutching the trash can I thought was on its voyage to the great garbage beyond.  “Mom, good thing I went out when I did.  I pulled this out just in the nick of time,” he happily explained.

“I was throwing that out,” I explained, not as happily.

He looked puzzled. “Oh. Why?” he asked. “Just needs a little duct tape.”

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Parenting Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Parenting Gina Valley It Was Kind Of A Quest...Gina's Favorites TrashBefore my favorite person in the world, the garbage man, returned the following Wednesday, the broken trashcan was “rescued” 4 different times by 3 members of my pack and The Professor, who made a nearly identical “duct tape” comment.  It runs in families.

This run of rescues was frustrating, but understandable.  After all, my family never throws anything away voluntarily, except spoons and important notices sent home from school.

Tuesday night I called a family meeting.  I took the retired trashcan away from our dog, which had “rescued” it around lunch time.  I placed it on our coffee table (the trash can.  Not the dog).

“This,” I informed my anti-throwaway-ite family, “is trash.”

Almost in unison they replied, “can.”

“No, no, no!” I corrected.  “This was a trash can.  Now it is just trash.  I am trying desperately to send it on to that great trash utopia in the hills, and I need you all to stop taking it out of the trashcan.”

Daughter#3 said, “I’ll bet Grandpa could fix it.”

Don’t tell Grandpa!” I almost, but didn’t quite holler.  I knew she was right.  He could fix it.  He would fix it.  I didn’t want it fixed.  I wanted it gone.

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Parenting Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Parenting Gina Valley It Was Kind Of A Quest...Gina's Favorites TrashI placed the trashcan into our big trashcan myself.  I put a bag of garbage from the bathroom inside to make sure it didn’t fall out.  I sighed with relief, knowing that my buddy, the garbage man, would be whisking it away in less than 12 hours.

Our trash man and I have been pals for ages.  For several years I thought the reason he always made sure to pick up any spills and overlooked it when we put out an extra bag was because I brought my littles out to the front porch to wave to him every week.  They love trash trucks.

A couple months ago The Professor suggested another reason that the garbage man might be particularly interested in doing a great job with our refuse.  As he was leaving for work, The Professor noticed that when the sun shines on the porch while we’re waving, it makes my robe nearly transparent.  Perhaps, he’d theorized, it wasn’t seeing our kids that was making the man smile.

So, I was wearing my current wave-wear, a thick sweat shirt and pants, when the garbage man pulled to a stop in front of our house Wednesday morning.  Sons #3 & #4 were at my side, dutifully waving.  Our garbage man made quick work of our cans, and waved and smiled, as always, as he continued up our street.

Son#2 came into our house after putting away our garbage cans, holding the broken blue trash can.

I gasped, and said, “Oh my gosh! I think it’s possessed!”

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Parenting Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Parenting Gina Valley It Was Kind Of A Quest...Gina's Favorites TrashSon#2 shook his head and said, “Nah, I think the garbage man took it out, ‘cause he put three of our spoons and a fork in it.  I don’t know how he spots that stuff.”

I was thankful our garbage man had again rescued some of our ever diminishing supply of flatware, but I couldn’t help but wonder if we would ever be able to get rid of that useless garbage receptacle

We did finally get rid of it.  I admit that it was a premeditated trashcan canning.

I packed it in the back of our van for a trip to Arizona.  In the middle of the night, while we were filling up our van’s tank and my pack was dozing, I made a dash to the dumpster at the gas station in the middle of nowhere.

As we pulled away from the pumps I could see the gentleman who had been hanging out near the dumpster pulling the black plastic bag encased bundle out of the dumpster.  We were almost to the exit driveway when he began to peel the plastic bag away, and to stare at the trashed trashcan I had so cocooned.

Time seemed to move in slow motion.  The exit from the gas station seemed to get farther away with every passing moment.

We had to wait for traffic to let up before we could pull out onto the road.  He started to walk in our direction, with the former trashcan cradled carefully in his arms.

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Parenting Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Parenting Gina Valley It Was Kind Of A Quest...Gina's Favorites TrashI considered praying, “Please, don’t let him catch us.  Please, don’t let him catch us.”  But, I felt like ditching a trash receptacle shouldn’t be something I need to call on The Almighty for help with.  There are other issues.

The man with the can was picking up his pace as we waited at the exit.  He was nearly at a jog.  He held our dearly departed plastic trashcan in front of himself like a holy offering.  He was getting closer.

At the first break in traffic we pulled onto the road, probably a bit faster than we needed too, nearly rousing our sleeping pack.  Fear makes you do desperate things.  I saw the man waving the trashcan like a beacon, as if calling to the trash mother ship.

I’m still fearful that he may have jotted down our license plate, contacted the Department of Motor Vehicles for our address, and will one day bring our former trash can back home.

This is why I don’t answer the door anymore.

And, why, despite it being so easy to replace, The Professor and I spent a couple hours making our current kitchen trashcan at least semi-functional again.

We don’t have time to go on the lam with another trashcan right now.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

Have you ever had trouble getting rubbish hauled away?  Are your family members packrats?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

Be sure to check out my Gooey Trash Ed post for more trashy humor.

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Thank you for reading and sharing!!!