111 FUN Things To Do THIS Summer

111 FUN Things To Do THIS Summer

by Gina Valley

Summer is always too short.

By the time I’ve got my summer bucket list written down, summer is over.

I always start with big plans. I want to organize. I want to create. I want to family-bond-it-up.  But, there’s never enough time.

My friend, Christi, ever since she was in junior high, makes it a point to get rid of one bad habit every summer. I don’t know how she does it. I’ve tried, and haven’t gotten rid of one yet.

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First of all, it takes me half the summer to decide which of my multitude of bad habits to ditch. Then, it takes me a couple weeks of “just-one-last-time’s” before I truly take a stab at the bad habit. By the time I’m really ready to start stopping, summer’s nearly over. So, come fall, I still have the bad habit, and have added a side dish of guilt to it.

Nonetheless, the idea of focusing on one thing to accomplish during the summer seems like a good one to me.

So, this summer, I decided to pick one thing to do. Just one thing. Something I’ve always meant to do. As long as I get that done, I’ll count my summer a success.

I think I’m going to go with “learning to hula hoop,” but that’s not set in stone yet.

Since I’m asking my kids to each pick something for themselves to do, too, I decided I better come up with a couple of ideas to help get their wheels turning.

In my typical OCD form, I came up with more than a hundred.

Most are low or no cost.  All are fun!

How about you join us? Pick something from this list, or come up with your own. But, either way, let’s have some fun this summer!

111 FUN Things To Do THIS Summer

1.   Learn how to hula hoop

2.   Learn how to pogo stick

3.   Start a campfire without matches or a lighter.

4.   Bake cookie dough in a hot car

5.   Learn how to rollerblade backwards (or forwards, if you don’t know how)
6.   Learn how to do a flip on a trampoline

7.   Learn how to spin a basketball on one finger

8.   Make a Mento volcano

9.   Build a bat box (for the critters, not the ball smashers) (although that would be a cool project, too).

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10.  Take a flying lesson

11.  Make homemade ice cream in Ziploc bags

12.  Teach your dog to shake hands or to bark on command.

13.  Teach your cat how to turn off a light switch or to use the toilet

14.  Learn how to do a cartwheel

15.  Learn Morse code

16.  Learn how to change the oil & oil filter in your car

17.  Learn how to French braid

18.  Learn how to  pick a lock

19.  Learn how to palm a quarter

20.  Memorize the location of every country on a map (and the capitals)

21.  Memorize the location and capitals of all the US states (or for every nation in Africa)

22.  Build a kite

23.  Learn how to play poker

24.  Learn how to write with your other hand

25.  Make cheese (on purpose)

26.  Learn how to crack a safe

27.  Learn how to shuffle cards like a pro

28.  Learn how to bake a souffle

29.  Learn how to  draw a map of the United States (or your country) from memory

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30.  Learn to say the alphabet backwards, starting at any letter, very quickly (one of my friends can do this & it’s quite impressive!)

31.  Learn how to say “I only speak English” in 5 different languages

32.  Learn how to draw a horse

33.  Learn to play a drum kit

34.  Memorize all the lyrics to Born To Be Wild

35.  Learn to play a harmonica

36.  Learn how to bounce a soccer ball with your feet

37.  Learn how to bowl a strike

38.  Master free throws

39.  Figure out how to sign your name so it’s its own reflection

40.  Take a CPR course

41.  Learn to swim

42.  Learn how to chop veggies superfast like they do on The Food Network

43.  Learn how to detect a lie

44.  Learn how to ride a bike (or to pop a wheelie, if you already ride)

45.  Work up to doing 100 sit-ups in a minute

46.  Learn to play pool like a pro

47.  Learn 8 chords on a guitar

48.  Learn how to parallel park in tight spaces

49.  Take a lesson at a shooting range

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50.  Take a self-defense class

51.  Learn how to pick out a good melon

52.  Learn how to balance a checkbook

53.  Learn how to jump start a car

54.  Learn to type correctly

55.  Learn how to do push-ups or pull-ups properly

56.  Pump out a summary of that novel you’ve been meaning to write.

57.  Learn to speed read

58.  Grow a pumpkin (plant around July 4th for October 31 use where I live)

59.  Learn how to drive a manual transmission vehicle

60.  Learn how to solve a Rubik’s cube

61.  Learn how to whistle with your fingers

62.  Learn how to make a perfect martini

63.  Learn how to change a tire

64.  Learn how to make a 3-D sidewalk chalk drawing

65.  Learn to read music

66.  Carve a watermelon into a clipper ship (or a bouquet of roses)

67.  Learn how to do a head stand

68.  Learn how to bake a perfect baguette

69.  Learn how to spiral a football

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70.  Learn how to pitch a curve ball

71.  Learn how to make balloon animals

72.  Learn how to blow double bubbles with bubble gum

73.  Drive a race car

74.  Learn how to make an origami swan

75.  Plant peonies in your yard (my favorite!)

76.  Learn to tango

77.  Learn how to ice skate

78.  Learn how to fold an awesome paper airplane

79.  Fry an egg on a hot street

80.  Learn how to operate a sewing machine

81.  Learn how to juggle

82.  Learn how to ride a unicycle

83.  Learn how to knit

84.  Learn how to roast a turkey/chicken

85.  Learn some magic tricks

86.  Master the yoyo

87.  Learn how to moon walk

88.  Learn how to jump rope

89.  Learn how to increase your vertical leap

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90.  Learn how to tie a tie

91.  Learn how to waltz

92.  Make a piñata

93.  Build a model plane or car or train

94.  Complete a big Lego set

95.  Plan an around the world trip (even if you’ll never go)

96.  Draw a cartoon strip

97.  Write on op/ed piece

98.  Learn how to do the splits

99.  Paint a room a wild color

100.  Learn to make the national dish of 3 countries you’ve always wanted to visit

101.  Learn to tap dance

102.  Memorize the first 50 digits of Pi

103.  Rearrange your furniture so it doesn’t point at the tv

104.  Take a fencing class

105.  Take a golf lesson

106.  Switch all your accessories & photos to different rooms

107. Learn how to use chopsticks

108. Learn tightrope walking

109.  Go bungee jumping

110.  Take trapeze lessons

111. Memorize Oh, The Places You’ll Go! by Dr. Seuss

Let me know what you decide & how it goes. Be sure to add your ideas for this list. Maybe we’ll have 200 for next summer.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

What do you want to do?  What’s some thing you’ve being meaning to master? Is there something you’ve always wondered how to do? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

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It’s Friday.

End of the week. Start of the weekend.

Pull up a chair & grab your favorite frosty beverage.

Time to get your giggle on.

 

Friday Funnies –

Smiles From Around The World Wide Web

Complied by Gina Valley

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 This would be funny if it wasn’t so true!

 

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You gotta watch those gnomes. They’re tricky.

 

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VERY grossly underpaid!!!

 

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I tell my kids this all the time!

 

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Yeah, don’t be a psycho!!!

 

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I know it shouldn’t, but this makes me laugh.

 

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Makes the grammar-geek in me laugh big-time!

 

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I need to take my whole family in! It’s been years since we’ve been shot.

Have you fanned me up on Facebook? If not, here’s your chance!  Click on over and hit “like” so you don’t miss a giggle (be sure to hover and select “Show in News Feed” while you’re at it, so Facebook will show you the giggles).

 

Some Of My Favorite Pins On Pinterest:

Consider this your formal invitation to check out all of my boards on Pinterest.

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 Actually, that might be worth trying.

 

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 I just love this!

 

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The Princess Bride always makes me laugh.

 

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I don’t know why this is funny to me. It’s really not funny. But, for some reason it makes me giggle. Plus, I kind of want to ask what it means if something bites me and dies.

 

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I really don’t want a demonstration. Thanks anyway, though.

All the rest of my pins for the week are here on my Latest Great Pins Board.

If you’re trying to put off making dinner, you can check out all of my boards on Pinterest.

 

This Week On The Gina Valley Blog:

My recent humor posts include

Friday Funnies – Dad’s Rawk!!! Edition (a week’s worth of funnies),

Thank You For Daddy-ing!!! (poignant & funny quotes about daddy-ing),

Top 5 Things You DON’T Want To Hear On A Road Trip (news from the backseat is often not good),

Tuesday Tickles – sdsvc (a week’s worth of funny quips),

Can You Horizontal Mambo With 2 Left Feet? (difficulties trying to…fellowship with one’s spouse),

If It’s Burnt, It’s Cajun…Gina’s Favorites (summertime microwave mayhem).

I hope they gave you some giggles, too.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina             

What made you smile this week? I hope you had a great week. Mine was tough. Hopefully, next week will be smoother.  Any big plans this weekend?  Have you scheduled time to relax?  I’m looking forward to hearing about it!  Shoot me a comment with all the details!

If It’s Burnt, It’s Cajun…Gina’s Favorites

If It’s Burnt, It’s Cajun…Gina’s Favorites

by Gina Valley

I’m constantly dashing around my house, sniffing, and asking, “What was that crash? Do you smell smoke?”

Clearly, summer break from school is in full swing for my children.

So, I figured my If It’s Burnt, It’s Cajun post is perfect for Throwback Day this week. Laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.

If It’s Burnt, It’s Cajun

I received a letter from my kids’ school with a list of suggested activities to combat Summer Learning Loss.  Summer Learning Loss?  NOT a problem at my house.  Summer Mommy Mind Loss – huge problem.  That’s what I need to combat.  My kids, however, are learning plenty of things.

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And, what have they learned thus far this summer through their semi-clandestine, non-approved course of study? Allow me to provide you with a list.  It’s not an exhaustive list, but having them do all this has been exhausting!

Just yesterday morning my children proved that microwaves have x-ray vision.  They can see right through the lid on the peanut butter jar to the tiny shard of aluminum foil stuck to the top of that jar.  And, they don’t like that shard.

Microwaves are strong.  They can produce enough heat inside the aforementioned plastic (thankfully) peanut better jar to make enough pressure to blow up the lid like a balloon in about 13 seconds.  According to an anonymous child source “it looks really cool.”

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The peanut butter chronicles, actually an attempt by a child to make peanut sauce, took place yesterday.  But, they are far from the first lessons my off-spring have gleaned from their time with our microwave this summer.

Actually, this is our second microwave this summer.  We just bought it last week (I wonder if the peanut butter experiment was some sort of a “Welcome to Our Home” hazing for it or something, you know, to make the microwave feel welcome).  The first microwave was done in by a couple of earlier experiments that left it a bit dodgy, as it would start cooking at random and refuse to turn off until unplugged.

Daughter#1 deduced that Taco Bell burrito wrappers shoot out sparks after only a couple seconds and ignite the grease in the burrito shortly thereafter.  She’s also come to know that when there’s a fire in the kitchen it’s good manners, and good sense, to tell an adult what’s going on before running out into the street and screaming hysterically.

Son#1 has learned that when softening butter for cookies it is vital one does so for only 25 seconds, because when one accidentally does so for 255 seconds the butter dissolves, seeps into the workings of the microwave, and bursts into a butter-scented Molotov cocktail kind of thing.   And, as Son#1 pointed out as the primary lesson the experiment taught him, Mom doesn’t make cookies that night if you set the microwave on fire.

The “heat up the metal fork with the plate of food in the microwave” experiment is still unclaimed.  But, though anonymously done, it provided evidence that a metal fork in the microwave for a minute or so produces enough flames and heat to both cremate the food beyond recognition and to melt the plastic plate enough to allow it and the metal fork to become one entity.

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Another unclaimed experiment was the “Heat the Pop-tart in its Foil Pouch” inquiry.  Yes, it heats the Pop-tart. Flame will do that.  Yes, it also turns the interior of the microwave into charcoal.

We were taught by yet another unclaimed experiment (my children are such humble scientists!) that heated long enough, and by long enough I mean until someone smells smoke, even plain, dry toast will burst into flame.

Yesterday afternoon, Son#3, the peanut butter perpetrator of yesterday morning, asked if it would be ok if he heated a hot dog in the microwave.  I told him that would be fine, and reminded him to cover it so it didn’t splatter around. Wouldn’t want to get grease spots on the morning’s new flame trails in there!

A couple minutes later I heard the unmistakable pop of a hot dog bursting.

No, he did not cover it.  Yes, it exploded and sprayed the entire inside of the microwave with hot dog bits.  Grease was even running under the microwave door and dripping down the cabinets.

The Professor, always one to have perfect timing, walked into the kitchen to find the three of us standing there staring at the grease trails racing down the cabinet.

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“What on earth?!” he asked (You know, honestly, after all these years with all of our children and all of their disasters, I don’t know why he still asks.  After all, he doesn’t really want to know. I’m not even sure why he still risks coming into the kitchen).

Now I hate a mess.  And, the idea of having to clean the microwave for the second time in the same day was not the least bit appealing.  But, the exploding hot dog experiment was worth it,  just to see the look on The Professor’s face when Son#4 pointed to Son#3 and told his dad, ”His wiener sprayed all over it.”

The Professor looked at Son#4, who nodded.  He looked at Son#3, who nodded.  He looked again at the liquid trailing down the cabinets. Then, he made a beeline for the foyer, grabbed his hat & keys, and was out the door before we had recovered from laughing and could clarify that we were dealing with a former hot dog.

I hollered out the front door after The Professor, “Where are you going?”

He said, “To buy another bloody microwave!” and slammed his car door.

I didn’t stop him.  We’ll probably need it next week anyway.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

Are there sparks shooting around your kitchen? Any explosions at your home this summer?  Please, shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it!

PS

Now before anyone recommends we get one of those over-the-oven microwaves let me say that I am too short to reach those, and, even if I wasn’t I am not nearly coordinated enough to be lifting hot things over my or anyone else’s head.

Also, no, my young kids are not supposed to use the microwave unsupervised.

Yes, my teens are equally guilty for creating microwave pyrotechnics.

And, yes, we have several fire extinguishers AND a smoke alarm in the kitchen, and our homeowners’ insurance is paid up.

And, no, I won’t let my kids read this column because it’s not funny when you mess up with the microwave.  Except the hot dog thing.  That was pretty funny.

Can You Horizontal Mambo With 2 Left Feet?

Can You Horizontal Mambo With 2 Left Feet?

by Gina Valley

Knocking Boots.

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Sheet Dancing.

Listening To Music.

Grown Up’s Time Out.

Afternoon Delight.

Cleaning Out The Closet.

Watching Scary Movies.

Exercising.

Making The Bed.

Flippin’ The Mattress.

Horizontal Mambo.

And, my favorite, “Fellowship Time,” which seems so wrong, but absolutely makes me laugh.

I quizzed a group of my friends, each of whom have several young children, about their code words are for “You Know What.” The ones who could remember what “You Know What” is provided me with the above nicknames.

Marcia Kester Doyle, The Meno Mama, asked me to talk about something funny on her giggle-filled website. It’s hard for me to think of anything funnier than our efforts to try to “Scratch the Itch” or “Polish the Doorknobs” after we’ve become a family.

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Let’s face it, a lot of life is occasionally funny, but trying to be romantic together is almost always good for a laugh. If you have kids, it’s good for a bushel full!

Today, I have the privilege of guest posting on Marcia’s fun site Menopausal Mother.

Join me to laugh about some of the many ways the “fellowship” train runs into road blocks in my This Is Not About Having “You-Know-What” post on Menopausal Mother.

Here’s a snippet of what you’ll find there:

…If the dog is in the house, you will not be able to successfully have fellowship.  Apparently, the noises of fellowship sound somewhat similar to the noises of distress, causing the ever-vigilant dog to hurl himself through the air in an effort to protect you from what he is clearly assuming to be an alien force.

He will chomp down on the most obvious, first available part of the “alien” in an effort to save the lady who provides him with food and a clean blankey.  The “alien” will need 6 stitches and a very soft chair for more than a week.

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She will call repeatedly, leaving ever more panicky messages.  She knows you work from home, and, since you’re not answering the phone, she will assume you have fallen and are lying on the floor in your kitchen with a broken neck, because you would not buy the non-slip rugs she told you you should get at IKEA the last time you were there…

Please join me over at Menopausal Mother for the rest of the giggles.

You bring the chocolate. I’ll bring the laughs.

As always, the extra click to get there counts as cardio.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

What are you waiting for? Come on, click on over. You know you want to. Plus, don’t we all need a bit more cardio? And, some tips on how to avoid situations that are hazardous to your “fellowship” efforts? ;o)

Tuesday Tickles – sdsvc

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I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets

that made me laugh in the last week.

 

Great tweets from great tweeps:

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

Top 5 Things You DON’T Want To Hear On A Road Trip

Top 5 Things You DON’T Want To Hear On A Road Trip

by Gina Valley

Road trips always sound like such a simple thing.

I don’t know why.  They’re not.  They absolutely are not.

I’m always concerned about what we have forgotten to bring with us or to do before we left.  I know there’re many things on that list, but I cling to the hope that none are “turn back” worthy.

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We’ve been road tripping it this week.  Nothing quite like quality time in the van with my pack.

My children provide a running commentary as we travel down the road, on everything from how many nose pickers have driven by to which great-aunt has the bushiest mustache to reports on who is sneaking snacks from the lunch I packed.  I enjoy both the giggle-worthy and the cringe-inducing comments.

But, there are some things I don’t want to hear. Here’s my Top 5, all of which I’ve heard while travelling. A couple of them, I’ve heard many times.

Top 5 Things You DON’T Want To Hear On A Road Trip

#5.  “Did you know your credit card will fit down the window slot?”  – I do now. I also know that insurance doesn’t cover the cost of having the door panel removed to retrieve said credit card. And, it’s hard to convince the mechanic to remove the door panel to retrieve the credit card, when you can’t pay him to remove it until he removes it to retrieve the aforementioned credit card.

#4.  “Look how far my shoe bounced!” – This is heard immediately after I have hollered toward the back of the van, “Who just opened the window?”  My first thought was “Wow! I’m so glad you remembered to bring shoes for this trip!” But, my joy was short-lived, as I saw the sneaker bouncing in my rearview mirror.

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#3.  “Do you think they sell inhalers at the hotel?  This is really code for “I forgot to bring the inhaler I have to keep with me at all times, and I lost the one you keep as an emergency back-up for me in your purse, but forgot to tell you.” No, they don’t sell them.  But, our pharmacy will messenger one to our hotel for a tiny convenience fee equal to about 10 times the cost of the inhaler.

#2.  I saw your phone on top of the car before we left.  This phrase is never uttered while in sight of the departure point. In fact, it’s usually not uttered until we have crossed several county lines, and need to retrieve some vital information stored in the phone, such as the name and address of the hotel we’re heading to.

#1.  “I don’t need to go to the bathroom anymore.” – This phrase rings out after many repetitions of “I have to go to the bathroom. I have to go to the bathroom! I can’t wait!” are uttered while our vehicle is stuck in traffic, and no facilities are in sight. It’s also the reason we have a no-beverages-for-12-hours-prior-to-departure rule.

Not my first time at this rodeo.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

What phrases strike terror into your heart when you hear them while traveling? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

Thank You For Daddy-ing!!!

Thank You For Daddy-ing!!!

by Gina Valley

In honor of all of you who do the daddying here are some words of wisdom from both those who are wise and those who are wise-cracking.

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Happy Fathers’ Day!

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope – Bill Cosby

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected – Red Buttons

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get – Tim Russert

My father didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it – Clarence B. Kelland

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong – Charles Wadsworth

Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it – Bill Watterson  (Calvin & Hobbes)

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother  – Henry Ward Beecher

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society – Billy Graham

A father carries pictures where his money used to be -Author Unknown

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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did – Jeff Foxworthy

Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough – Wilhelm Busch

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be – Carol Coats

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.’ – Jerry Lewis

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company – Bill Cosby

To her the name of father was another name for love – Fanny Fern

Any man can be a Father but it takes someone special to be a dad – Anne Geddes

The only way for a father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station – Bill Cosby

My father was too cheap to take me to the big downtown aquarium. This cheap bastard, he would just take me to the fish market. ‘Look, Tony, there’s the halibut. Shhh, they sleep in piles.’ I’m like, ‘Dad, they’re breaded.’ ‘That’s their blankie.’ – Tony Camin

I’ve had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my father went through in order to get me to where I started – Bartrand Hubbard

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in 7 years – Mark Twain

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“Turn off that light!” said every dad, every day.

Guns don’t kill people.  Dads with pretty daughters kill people. – Unknown

In 1900, fathers passed on clothing to their sons. Today, kids wouldn’t touch Dad’s clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle. – Unknown

If you think about it, Adam had more trouble than any of the rest of us buying his Father a gift for Father’s Day. I mean, what do you get somebody who’s Everything?- Unknown

Happy Fathers’ Day to all you who do the Daddy-ing, whether you are an official Father or not!

What you do matters! Your efforts make our world a better place!

Thank you!

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

What’s your favorite father quote?  What’s that phrase your dad always said that made your eyes roll?  Shoot me a comment – I look forward to hearing all about it!

Friday Funnies – Dad’s Rawk!!! Edition

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Let’s smile as we celebrate the special men in our lives.

Every dad is different,

but they all have 2 things in common:

They love us & they make us laugh.

 

Friday Funnies –

Dad’s Rawk!!! Edition

Complied by Gina Valley

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This is my favorite Daddying picture

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I love my dad!

 

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Well, that sounds reasonable.

 

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Good fathers are priceless.

 

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Who wouldn’t want that?!?!

 

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I’ve been meaning to have my kids shot.

 

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…and daughters.

 

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How about soap-on-a-rope?!?!

 

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Parenting is hard.

 

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Thank you to all of you who do the daddying!

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This Week On The Gina Valley Blog:

My recent humor posts include

Friday Funnies – ssvc (a weeks worth of funnies),

Top 10 Awesome Things About Being Trapped In The Car All Day…Gina’s Favorites (Road trip follies),

Tuesday Tickles – sdvc (a week’s worth of funny quips),

The Elusive Mr. Loo…Gina’s Favorites (in search of off-loading facilities on the road),

Thank You For Daddy-ing!!! (funny & poignant quotes from dads & about dads),

DadSpeak…Gina’s Favorites (what dads say VS what dads mean).

I hope they gave you some giggles, too.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina             

Did you celebrate those who do the daddying this week?  What about your dad makes you laugh?  How do you make people smile?  I’m looking forward to hearing about it!  Shoot me a comment with all the details!

DadSpeak…Gina’s Favorites

DadSpeak…Gina’s Favorites

by Gina Valley

As we’re spending some extra time being thankful for the men who do the daddying in our lives this week, I decided my DadSpeak post would be perfect for Throwback Day this week.

Laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post. And, have a Happy Father’s Day!

DadSpeak

I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but the detail oriented scientist in me has observed that dads and moms have some differences.

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For example, around our house, mom (me!) includes something green with every meal she prepares, even if it’s just chocolate kisses in green foil wrappers.

Dad (The Professor), on the other hand, includes cheese with every meal he prepares.  He never includes green, even on St. Patrick’s Day.  He’s a meatetarian, so he doesn’t want to chance ingesting a plant part.

Mom insists The Pack is dressed appropriately, in outfits that are at least close to matching, and are unmistakably clean.  Dad is happy with Pack attire as long as there aren’t any parts hanging out that shouldn’t be.

In our house mom tends to be very direct and to the point, i.e. “No, you may not wear that.  You look like a hooker.”  Dad tends to be a bit more tangential, i.e. “Did your mom see that outfit? Are you going to a costume party? I thought you had school today.”

I guess everyone’s parents have their own way of communicating.  I know mine do.  My mom bakes a different cake for us every single day while we visit.  She’s taught my kids to sew and to garden.  She tells me how beautiful I am, even when I look like something the cat dragged in, thought better of it, and dragged back out again.

My dad takes a different approach to communicating.

My dad is the sweetest man alive.

While I visited my parents last winter I needed to drive from their tiny mountain village to the closest big city to pick up The Professor from the airport.

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My dad wanted to serve as my chauffeur, as he usually does while I visit, but that would have left my mom, who suffers from Parkinson’s Disease, home alone with 9 grandchildren and no one to help her.

Nevertheless, he was quite concerned about me making the long, snowy drive, as he knows I’m a SoCal beach girl and don’t often drive in isolated areas, much less snowy ones.

He told me to wear my tennis shoes for the afternoon drive to the airport.  “You’ll be more comfortable,” he said.

He packed my boots and coat in his car for me. “You never know if the car is going to break down and you’ll need them if it does,” he said.

He sent a water bottle with me.  “It’s cold so it’s easy to forget to stay hydrated and you’ll be gone for 3 or 4 hours,” he said.

He told me to park on the second level of the parking structure at the airport, in the back, on the street side.  “That way you will have the shortest walk to the terminal,” he said.

He demonstrated to me how to work the heater in his car. “You don’t want to over-heat,” he said.

He showed me where the light control switch was located.  “It’ll be starting to get dark before you get there,” he said.

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He was looking out the window when I returned to his house.

He worried about me the whole time I was gone.  “The roads get slick here. Black ice can sneak up on you,” he said.

He carried in my coat and my boots from his car. “You’ll want these for your walk in the morning. They’ll be warmer when you put them on if we bring them into the house,” he said.

What he really said, each and every time, was that he loves me.

My dad is “Papa” to 20 grandchildren,

but he will always be my dad.

Happy Fathers’ Day, Pop!

I love you!!!

-gina

How does/did your dad tell you that he loves you?  How do you tell other people you care about them?  Are the male cooks in your life cheese-dependent?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

The Elusive Mr. Loo…Gina’s Favorites

The Elusive Mr. Loo…Gina’s Favorites

My kids and I are road tripping it this week, so I thought my The Elusive Mr. Loo post would put you right where we are.

Laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.

The Elusive Mr. Loo

Dear Mr. Loo,

We spend a great part of each and every road trip in search of you, Mr. Loo, and Mrs. Loo and the Kids Loo, your whole clan really.

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What’s the deal with you on the road?  Why are you so hard to find?  Why is it the greater our off-loading needs the farther you are from the freeway?  How come the chance of you being anywhere within a 15 mile radius is inversely proportional to the urgency of our need to visit you?

Do you give off some sort of chemical scent that tells the Whopper I had for lunch that it’s time for it to live up to its name and to immediately trigger an urgent need to off-load 30 seconds after we drive past the exit you are conveniently located next to, knowing that you are nowhere to be found at the next 27 off-ramps?

Why is the chance of you being battened and padlocked directly proportional to the number of little girls who “need to make a boom-boom right now!” traveling in my car?

Who plants the trees in front of those signs that mention, “Oh, by the way, the next time Mr. Loo will be available is 600 miles down the road so you might want to perform a pre-emptive off-load”?

Why are you so difficult to work with even after we do finally catch up with you?

Who installed your off-loading cubicles?  Was it The Thin Man?  Was stretchy Mrs. Incredible the contractor?  Could any woman really sign off on the design of those things?  Why do I have to stand in the toilet to close the door?

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What’s up with the seat cover dispensers that you push the lever down on to dispense the covers?  Are they supposed to give you 42 covers at a time?  Did anyone do any beta testing on these things?

Do the seat cover dispenser engineers think it is especially hygienic to have the 59 visitors handle and re-undispense the stack of seat covers prior to me selecting my personal protective, high-security tissue paper-based, germ-sealing equipment?

How about the toilet paper dispensers?  Why, whether we travel far or near, do we invariably seem to have 1 of 3 options presented to us? Is no paper, the most common option, even a real option at all?

How come those super-gigantic rolls never seem to have an end so we can never actually use any of their bountiful toilet paper-ness?  Is the reason they last so long not because of their size, but because no one can get any paper off of what appears to be a roll  of toilet paper hijacked from The Hulk?  Did they ask him before they took his TP? Don’t they know we won’t like him when he’s angry?

How come the other option is regular sized rolls in a dispenser that conveniently holds two rolls to ensure a readily available supply, but actually just ensures we will only be able to pull off finger nail-sized scraps of tissue to use to complete our paperwork?

How come invariably the top roll has dispensed before the bottom roll is gone causing them to both be jammed together in the bottom of the dispenser making it impossible to use either roll in the intended unrolling manner they were designed to be used in?

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And, why, after surviving all of that, do I again have to stand in the toilet to open the door to get out before I head to the sink that has no soap, no towels, and only trickles out 1 teaspoon of water at a time?

Do you realize how thankful you make me for wipies, diapers, and that I’m driving a rental car?

Sincerely,

Pilgrim

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

How has Mr. Loo foiled your road trips?  Has he made you giggle or made you pull your hair out?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

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