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I Wish I Had Lofty Goals

I Wish I Had Lofty Goals

I wish I had lofty goals.

I started a new project this week, and, as it always does, adding something new into my schedule triggered a need within me to re-evaluate my goals.

After all, I jam pack my 24 hours to just past the full line just like everyone else.  Putting something new in, means taking something out.  The best way for me to pick what goes is to think about what I really want.

It Ain’t Lonely In My Bathroom – Throwback

It Ain’t Lonely In My Bathroom – Throwback

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Gina Valley Bathroom Privacy Disruptions Dog BarkingI was in the bathroom…uh…processing last evening when I heard our dog barking at something in the backyard.

I was concerned that his barking might disturb our neighbors.  I was also concerned that his noise was disturbing my alone time with the loo, as it was apparent that no one else was going to call him into the house.

The Elusive Mr. Loo

The Elusive Mr. Loo

Dear Mr. Loo,

We spend a great part of each and every road trip in search of you, Mrs. Loo, the Kids Loo, your whole clan really.

I wonder if you might be willing to answer a few questions from a weary, loo follower.

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Off-loading Zone Ed

Off-loading Zone Ed
by Gina Valley

Dear Family,

I’m excited to announce that today you’re all invited to an exciting, new continuing education workshop:

The Bathroom – The Official Behind The Scenes Tour

(Yes, pun is intended).

We have an amazing, fun day of informative classes planned for you, including:

  • An Empty Tube Is A Lonely Tube – Toilet Paper Installation 101
  • Flushing – Keep The Mystery Alive
  • Where To Put Mommy’s Keys – Places That Are NOT The ToiletHumor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Gina Valley Loo Bathroom Toilet Paper Flushing Keys
  • Toilet Paper:  Friend or Foe?

Please Don’t Eat the Chocolate Chips!!!

Please Don’t Eat the Chocolate Chips!!!
by Gina Valley

Dear Family,

I would appreciate it if you would not eat the chocolate chips.  I bought those to make cookies with. 

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But, if you are going to eat the chocolate chips, I would appreciate it if you would not eat them in the bathroom because eating in the bathroom is disgusting.  

But,