I Want A Kids’ Shoes Tracking Device
by Gina Valley
I want a kids’ shoes tracking device for Christmas. We, as in me, spend more time looking for my kids’ shoes than for anything else.
Hopefully, the tracking device will come with a setting to help me locate my shoes when one of my kids has “borrowed them” (my black suede boots are particularly prone to “wandering” this time of year, apparently drawn toward the dangerous mystique that is my daughters’ closet).
If the tracking device also has a setting that allowed me to determine whether a child’s missing parka was left at school or on the soccer field, even better.
But, I’d be more than happy with a basic kids’ shoes tracker.
I’m betting Santy Claus has an amazing shoe tracker to keep track of all the elves’ shoes. He could pass that on to me. I don’t mind a little wear and tear, as long as the tracker works, and finds shoes, even if they don’t have pointy toes.
The Jolly Guy needs to realize I’m ready to put out for this, too. And, I’m not just talking cookies and milk.
I’m willing to throw in some very fancy eggnog with a big splash from a very old bottle, just the thing to put some spring back into his step on a long night of deliveries.
As long as I can find the bottle.
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