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Top 10 SCARY Holiday Foods

Sometimes, bad menus happen to good people.

And, sometimes, people are just horrible cooks.

It wouldn’t be a holiday if we didn’t have tons of food. But, let’s face it, just because there’s tons of it, doesn’t mean the food will be fabulous.

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You don’t want to end up with one of these holiday disasters on your plate. So, whether you’re spending time with friends and family or visiting restaurateurs, be sure to keep both eyes wide open as you approach the buffet.

In a thankful, celebratory kind of way, of course.

Top 10 SCARY Holiday Foods

#10 – Mashed With Our Feet Potatoes

#9 – Don’t Know Why These Beans Are Green Casserole

#8 – Pre-Owned Stuffing

#7 – We-Hope-That-Orange-Stuff-Was-Pumpkin Pie

#6 – Cranberry-ish Sauce

#5 – Corns bread

#4 – Brussel Sprouts (nothing funny about this one. They’re just awful, even on their best day.)

#3 – Sweat Potatoes

#2 – Turkey Sushi

#1 – Uncle Bert’s Bathtub Brewed Sparkling Apple Cider

Remember, we all have much to be thankful for.

Especially, that we can always stop by McDonalds on the way home.

Laugh Out Loud!
-gina

Any disastrous dish holiday memories you’d like to share? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

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2 Responses
  • Denise Thiery
    November 22, 2017

    First time I hosted a large family group for Thanksgiving, the house filled with smoke. I had used too shallow s pan for the turkey and the drippings were spilling onto the oven’s burners. I decided to transfer the piping hot turkey into a different pan. Mid-transfer the greasy turkey slipped from my grip and hit the floor, where it developed a spin any bowler would be proud of as it slid across the floor, slinging hot grease all over the walls. It slid down the windows in shiny streaks. I burst into tears and my husband wordlessly got the turkey into the pan and began cleaning up the mess. You’ve heard the expression “ you could eat off the floor”? Little did my guests know. Never told a soul…til now. P. S. The turkey was still delicious.

  • Kelly L McKenzie
    December 5, 2017

    Corns bread … oh man, you’ve reminded me of the time my mother got my then 17 year-old son to replace the corn plasters on her feet in the middle of rush hour in downtown San Francisco. Uh huh, pretty special.

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