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I Really Am A Horrible Person

I Really Am A Horrible Person      

by Gina  Valley

I knew that my I Am A Horrible Person post would be perfect for Throwback Day this week.  When you read it, I hope you’ll agree. 

You can read my I Am A Horrible Person post below in its entirety, or, for you hardcore readers, you can click on one of these magic links, and read my I Am A Horrible Person post in its original location.

Either way, I’ll meet you at my I Am A Horrible Person post.  You bring the mashed potatoes (I have chickens cooking.  It smells so good!), and I’ll bring the laughs.

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I Am A Horrible Person

I hate those November Daily “I’m thankful for…” posts on Facebook.

I am a horrible person. I admit it.

I know that’s terrible.  It’s such a nice thing for people to do.  I have even complained about people’s general lack of gratitude on several occasions.

But, I can’t help myself.  I hate those.

I don’t know what exactly it is about them, but the second I see one my eyes involuntarily roll so hard I can see my brain.  If they’re numbering the days then I get a solid two rolls in.

I’m especially horrible because I have done the whole November daily “I’m thankful for…” on Facebook thing myself before, and even then it irritated me.  That’s got to be more than wrong.

Why can’t I rejoice instead of grimace when Sally broadcasts how thankful she is for all her Great Aunt Marge has done for her?  You remember Aunt Marge.  She’s the one who ran over Sally’s foot with her car last year, and then set fire to Sally’s Christmas tree after Sally brought home a brochure from Golden Acres.

Maybe Sally ought to be expressing her thankfulness for quality insurance coverage and a low deductible!

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Lannie ought to be expressing thanks for not getting a gnarly whiplash from that mood swing.

And, much as I am rejoicing along with Deena that her little Lawrence has overcome his biting habit and moved on to “bigger and better” things, I have a kid in the class next door and I’m not sure that goosing his teacher every time she walks by is truly bigger or better.

Perhaps Deena ought to be grateful Ms. Spritz is not litigious.
Maybe I’m just envious because no one wants to hear that I’m thankful we figured out a way to make concrete at home, which involves running a full canister of oatmeal (quick cook or regular) through the dishwasher. Twice, apparently.

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I don’t know why I can’t seem to bring myself to be whole heartedly-supportive of the Facebooky thankfulness efforts of others.  I really should figure out why that is.

But not right now.

Right now I gotta update my Facebook with “I’ll be thankful when these stupid ‘I’m thankful for…’ things are done.”

I mean that in a thankful way.  Of course.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

How do you feel about those November daily thankfulness posts on Facebook?  What do you feel guilty about being irritated by?  Are you a horrible person, too?  Should we get matching t-shirts?  Nothing white, though.  I’m a spiller!  Shoot me a comment.  I look forward to hearing what you think.

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2 Responses
  • Maybe they are irritating because they seem forced in November. Why can’t they post what they are thankful anytime of the year. I have done this but I always feel like it was rehersed because it was November. I am thankful for something each and every day even if I don’t express it on Facebook after all most people wouldn’t even care if I posted it. 🙂

  • Lynn Thompson
    November 21, 2013

    I would have to agree with Christy. I’m thankful for a lot of things every day, I just don’t feel the need to shot it out most of the time. Unless I’m at home alone:) And it does get annoying sometimes when I have the days people around me seem to talk about how thankful they are all day long. I’m happy for them, but at the same time sometimes I want to say “I know, can we move on?” I chalk it up to being an introvert more than a extrovert!