So, I was too distracted by the camp directors soothing British accent to be offended as she essentially explained to me that I was a moron for parking in the wrong parking lot and getting my kids to camp 10 minutes after the start time.
“After all we should have,” she explained to me, “been ready to begin at 9:00.” She continued in what would have been,
There are a million different places you can go for advice on sensible eating. This is NOT one of them. But, I can give you advice on how to totally overdo it! Overdoing it is important, too! I am a big believer that everything should be done in moderation, including moderation. Sometimes, just for fun, just for laughs, just for memories,
I received a letter from my kids’ school with a list of suggested activities to combat Summer Learning Loss. Summer Learning Loss? NOT a problem at my house. Summer Mommy Mind Loss – huge problem. That’s what I need to combat. My kids, however, are learning plenty of things.
As always my children have selected their own mode of learning.
I don’t know why they call them the “Dog Days Of Summer.” What they ought to call them is the “Get Me Out Of This Car Before I Scream” or “Are We There Yet?” Days of Summer. That’d make a lot more sense.
Either way, it’s here, it’s hot, and we’ll all be driving.
Ahh, summer! The season of road trips is upon us. Perhaps you’re planning a peaceful, family driving adventure soon. Here’s a little secret – Road signs are NOT there to help or inform you. Road signs are the road department’s little joke. It’s a laugh on you.
Fortunately, because of my significant series of sojourns I have decoded the true meaning of some vital signs for you.