So here’s this week’s Laugh Log.
Made Me Laughs On Facebook:
(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my kids this week):
“Well, don’t throw up because we don’t have time for that today.”
“There are more mosquitos here than I need.”
“Just put some duct tape on it- we’re late!”
(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me):
“Mom, you’ve got the radio on mute again.”
“’Cause I didn’t think to look where it goes.”
“Did you know the dog likes it when you lick him?”
Latest Great Pinterest Stuff: Latest Great Pins
All of these are pinned to one of my other boards as well. Yes, Pinterest is the great time black hole, but it is a lot of fun. I hope we can hook up there.
Aaron of @DadBlunders for the Versitile Blogger Award nomination in his blog Dad Blunders – Life As I Know It. I appreciate you thinking of me. I will try to be extra versatile this week (I spelled “versatile” wrong twice. That’s pretty versatile!). I didn’t know you liked to wear cowboy boots. Reading what you wrote about them makes me wonder if the reason I love my impossibly high heels so much is because I am the shortest in a family of otherwise ridiculously tall people. Also, I found some of the 60 pounds you lost. I will get you a new pair of cowboy boots if you take those pounds back. Thank you again!
Great tweets from great tweeps:
There is a 50/50 chance I matched all the socks from the laundry correctly…ok, maybe 70/30.
— jimmyettele (@jetts31) September 12, 2012
Any Starbucks can be a drive-thru if you hit the gas pedal hard enough.
— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) September 11, 2012
Whenever I see someone on the subway screaming at people for no reason I want to tell them about Twitter.
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) September 11, 2012
i think someone’s breaking into my house but i just found a website of pugs racing so
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) September 11, 2012
In first class they give you a warm cloth to freshen up. In economy they give you a look that says, “why bother?” #noupgrade
— Tom Papa (@tompapa) September 11, 2012
Ok honey don’t freak out, but someone broke into the house, ate all the ice cream, smashed the pic of your mother, and didn’t do the dishes.
— JoeJoeKeys (@JoeJoeKeys) September 11, 2012
#iPhone5FeaturesContacting Steve Jobs from beyond the grave.
— Pope of Cookietown(@PopeOCookietown) September 12, 2012
Being at Fashion Week here in New York is unique. This is the only city where any outfit can be accessorized with a handgun.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) September 11, 2012
Just completed a study and found that 56% of my time at restaurants is spent taking my kids on field trips to the bathroom.
— Abe(@Cheeseboy22) September 12, 2012
I was thinking about those dear in my life when I wrote the verse Friend Mine.
Hug Tighter Today reflected on the loss of 9-11.
Laugh Out Loud!
What’s going on in your week? I’m looking forward to hearing about it! Shoot me a comment with all the details!