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Is There A 15 Yard Penalty For Stabbing The Announcer?

Is There A 15 Yard Penalty For Stabbing The Announcer?

I’m a hockey fan.  Huge fan.  Love it.  It would have killed me to have no NHL this year were it not for the fact that I’m totally over-scheduled right now and have zero time to watch the games.

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But, I love all sports.  Any sport.

I love to go to the games.  Pro, college, minor league – I love them all.  Naturally, my favorites to spectate at are my kids’ games.

I love to play, too, although my enthusiasm far out distances my skill level.  I stink at pretty much every sport equally, although I have achieved particularly awesome results at badness in some.

And, I love to watch sports on TV, even if all I can manage is to have a game on in the background, to catch a glimpse of with one eye while I’m editing something or folding laundry.

BUT,

Sometimes I want to stab the announcers.

I have all kinds of pet peeves with the things sports announcers say.  A couple of my favorites are “What do you think your team needs to do to win today?”  Here’s a thought – score more than the other team, Sherlock! Or how about, “You have Joe Pro Quarterback in the starting lineup today.  Do you think he’s healthy enough to handle the job?”  No, they don’t think he can handle it.  They’re just putting him in to boost his self-esteem.  Coaches aren’t so much worried about who wins.

And, don’t get me started on the stupid questions they often ask during postgame interviews.  “You just lost 48 to 0.  What happened out there today?”  What happened out there?  What?  Weren’t you watching the game?  Obviously they ran all over them.  They got smashed, dragged, and taken to the dumpster.  Pay attention, Fool!

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But, there’s one thing they consistently do that causes me to want to rip off my arm to smack them around with. While I’m watching a football game, they constantly tell me I’m watching a football game.

We have a large screen, HDTV, but even if I was watching it on a 4” fuzzy, battery-powered, car TV in the woods, I’m relatively sure I would be aware that the game I’m watching is a football game.  I can’t remember the last time I tried to tune into the Rose Bowl, and round about 3rd quarter suddenly realized I had been watching a Yahtzee game the whole time.

Nonetheless, the announcers feel the need to remind me that it is, in fact, a football game I’m viewing.

Yesterday, I found myself yelling at the screen during the PAC 12 playoff game, which would be par for the course if I was yelling at the coaches or the players or the refs.  I help them like that.  But, I was yelling, “Shut up!  Shut up!  Shut up!’ at the announcers.

“He needs to throw the football more.  He’s hanging onto the football too long. He is gonna lose that football if he doesn’t pass that football soon.  Did you see what happened to the football?  They stripped the football right away from him.”

Football? Really? I thought he was holding a tennis ball that had lost its fuzz, and been horribly disfigured in a freak racquet accident.  Good thing he brought that to my attention.

Just say “ball,” Fool.

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Gina Valley Sports Football Announcers Television Fork Stating The Obvious“There is a lot at stake in this football game.  People are focused on the outcome of this football game.  The coach told me that they are prepared for today’s football game.  It is very important for the QB to have his head in this football game.”

You mean this isn’t pickle ball?  Well, that explains the lack of paddles and nets.  I was wondering what the deal was.  Thank you, Mr. Announcer, for clarifying that for me, 56,000 times during the first half alone.

Just say “game,” Fool.

Don’t make me come down there!

I have a fork ready in my purse.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

What drives you crazy about announcers on TV?  I know they have dead air to fill, but don’t you sometimes wonder if they think about what they’re saying at all?  When was the last time you yelled at your TV screen?  Is it just me?  Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

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11 Responses
  • Susan
    December 1, 2012

    O.M.G. reading your post is like me during a game. I HATE the freakin’ announcers…I hate that they are all so dumb that they have to ask the obvious question…I hate that they think they are even important! I also agree with Donna, we miss some good stuff because those fools are talking! As if the talking isn’t bad enough, sometimes they want to be on camera…good grief!!!Shut up already, let me sit and pretend to watch the game with my husband…he’d like if the announcers would shut up too…because then maybe I would 🙂

    • gina valley
      December 3, 2012

      We tend to take turns yelling at the TV at our house, so it is always noisy. I totally understand where you’re coming from. It is sooo frustrating!

  • TB at BlueCollarWorkman
    December 3, 2012

    There are many many things that bother me.

    (1) Far reaching, irrelevant statistics. For example, “Did you know that this is the first time in 12 years that a second string QB on this team had a GPA of 3.5 and a football scholarship while taking ballet class in his second semester and has a mother who dyes her hair and a coach who prefers to wear sweaters?”

    (2) Dumb questions, like you said. For example, “How do you feel about your big win today?”

    (3) Dumb comments. For example, “That pass was intercepted and the quarterback looks upset” or “This field goal could win the game for them … that kicker is probably nervous.”

    (4) Dumb filler for boring games. For example, “You can see in the stands that the student section is mostly sitting down. — Yes, and they’re wearing their school’s green t-shirts. — That’s been a big deal this year for the school.. the green t-shirts..the students have really loved them…….”

    • gina valley
      December 3, 2012

      Every one of those things drives me up the wall, too. Lol! I think I could write a book just on the dumb questions!
      The stupid statistics are always good for a laugh. “They win 7 out of 8 games played on a Tuesday with a starting time between 1 and 4, if there is a NE wind and the defensive coordinator is wearing plaid socks.” This is why it should be legal to slap some people!
      And, the comments! Oh. My. Gosh! “He’s probably going to try to catch that ball.” You think so, Einstein?
      I had forgotten about the filler. Lol! I remember during a college FB game an announcer spending several minutes explaining how the colored cards in the stands are used to make a picture. Apparently, the picture is caused by all of the little cards being held up at he same time. Who knew?!?! That was a slow game!

  • Pauline
    December 10, 2012

    I love the announcers, sarcastically criticizing them makes my day during a game!

    • gina valley
      December 11, 2012

      It’s a great stress outlet, isn’t it? Lol!

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