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If You See Hoohahs, It Must Be Halloween

If You See Hoohahs, It Must Be Halloween

You want scary?  You want to walk around inspiring truly blood curdling terror?  Forget Freddie Krueger, Michael Myers, and Jason.  Chuck Chucky.  Oh puhleeze!  Those are nothing.  Go with something REALLY scary:

REALLY Scary Costumes:

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Two Envelope Cable Bill

Dog With The Runs

MasterCard Statement After The Holidays

Spider (some things are always scary)

4 Year Old With Tape Recorder

Your Daughter’s First Date

Mother-In-Law Pulling Into Your Driveway Unannounced

At-home Bikini Wax Kit

Scary’s not your style?  No problem.  How about something more…er…uh…appealing?

Yes, Hoohahs Set Free seems to be the underlying theme of all women’s costumes (I think it’s also a DVD, but you won’t find it at the Red Box, and it will show up on your credit card bill).  In fact, if you’re in the market for a woman’s costume, realize they’re all the same.  All you’ll be picking out is what the style of your hoohah-accentuating hooker get-up will be.

But, why should men be the only ones viewing costumes designed to turn their motors over?  Shouldn’t women also be given the opportunity to gawk at displays that start their launch sequence?

Costumes To Pressurize HER Pistons (see how I’m speaking all “guy-speak” to you gentlemen?  I’m a giver like that.):

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Man Hand-washing Non-dishwasherable Stuff WITHOUT Muttering About How THIS Is Why He Did NOT Want To Get These Stupid Knives In The First Place

Man Asking For Directions

Man With Cold Not Mentioning It

Man Who Just Wants To Cuddle (this also fits into the REALLY Scary Costumes category, too, depending on your point of view)

Man Carrying Sleeping Kids In Gently From The Car

Man Flying Down Kids’ Slip-n-Slide Fully Clothed To Surprise His Child

It’s interesting to note that as appealing as these costumes are to us ladies, with just a few tiny tweeks, they turn into costumes that scare the heck out of our guys.

Costumes To Terrify Men:

Man Dropping Wedding Gift Gravy Boat While Handwashing Non-dishwasherables

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Well Man Surrounded By Family With Colds

Man Who Just Wants To Cuddle (men hate him)

Man Getting Hernia From Carrying Sleeping Kids In Gently From The Car

Man Flying Down Kids’ Slip-n-Slide Fully Clothed To Surprise His Child Finding Sprinkler In Very Personal Way 

And, remember.  Being a parent at this time of year does NOT mean you have carte blanche to steal half of your kid’s Halloween candy.  Being a parent means you have a credit card to take to Costco to buy a 5 pound bag of candy to hide and sneak while they’re sleeping.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

Anything spooktacular happening in your neck of the woods?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

12 Responses
  • Janine Huldie
    October 29, 2012

    As always Gina, I thank you for my daily laugh and so needed this after all the worrying and concern I have from Hurricane Sandy. Great job really and so loved your costumes that would please women, but scare the you know what out of a man, lol!!

    • gina valley
      October 29, 2012

      Thank you for the compliments,Janine! I’m always so glad to share a laugh with you!
      Take care as Sandy is a big one! Please be safe!

  • Theresa
    October 29, 2012

    Lol, very funny. I agree with Nichole, the Hoohah outfits for little girls are pretty scary!

    • gina valley
      October 30, 2012

      I’m glad to share a giggle with you, Theresa! Yes, the hoohah outfits for kids are frightening on soooo many levels!

  • Columba Lisa Smith
    October 30, 2012

    This is great! So funny – thanks for making me smile during a rather difficult day!

    • gina valley
      October 31, 2012

      I’m so glad to share a smile with you when you needed one. I hope the rest of your week is much, much better.

  • Dominique Goh
    October 30, 2012

    That’s really funny. Haven’t done anything for Halloween as we don’t celebrate it.

    • gina valley
      October 31, 2012

      I’m happy you enjoyed it. I hope you at least get some candy even if you don’t do any other Halloween type stuff.

  • Rosey
    October 31, 2012

    The cuddle man costume is hilarious. As for the hernia from carrying sleeping kids costumes…maybe that’s why hubby bolts for the door so fast when we pull into the driveway…leaving me to struggle, I mean carry the little (big) sleeping on

    • Rosey
      October 31, 2012

      …sleeping one inside. Not sure why it cut off, I guess I was talking too much. 😉 Happy Halloween!

      • gina valley
        October 31, 2012

        I’m glad I gave you some giggles.
        I think you may be right about why your hubby is making a run for it when you get home. He’s really just trying to save your family from all the medical expenses associated with a hernia.

        I don’t know why it cut you off. I don’t think there is any limit to comment length. Maybe it’s haunted! 🙂

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