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Fridge Ed

Dear Family,

I hate to heap more burden into your clearly, overloaded lives, but is there a chance that you all could attend the “How to Tell If the Refrigerator Door is Open” seminar I will be leading in the kitchen this evening?

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Gina Valley Refrigerator Door Fridge Ed Toilet flushing

I will cover exciting topics such as:

*Open Is Not The Same As Closed

*The Refrigerator – Not A Giant Nightlight

*Why The Dog Loves Having The Refrigerator Door Open

*If You Can See The Bulb In The Back, The Door Is Still Ajar

*Ajar Is Not The Same As A Jar

*Basic Thermodynamics Or Why The Open Refrigerator Will Not Actually Cool Off The Entire City No Matter How Long You Leave It Open Nor How Good Your Intentions To Help Your Fellow Man Are

*Push vs Pull – The Key To Closing

*Freezer – Puddle Maker Or Food Preserver, Your Choice.

I look forward to seeing you at the seminar.

Immediately following the seminar, we will reconvene in the bathroom for the workshop “A Flushed Toilet Is A Happy Toilet!”



Laugh Out Loud!


Who needs this seminar at your house?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

6 Responses
  • Brandi Yee
    January 25, 2012

    bahahaha so true! I have lots of trouble with teaching them "a flushed toilet is a happy toilet" :S lol

  • gina valley
    February 20, 2012

    I'm so glad you could relate, Brandi!

  • Bella
    June 8, 2012

    Gina, this is priceless! I should have been holding these seminars when my kids were younger, maybe then my son would know the importance of some of these points! Thanks for the chuckle! Oh, and I think a follow up post with topics covered in the Bathroom Seminar should follow! 🙂

    • gina
      June 11, 2012

      Thank you for the compliments, Bella!
      I find I need to have an ongoing continuing education series at our house. It saves lives in the long run!
      It is funny you mention the bathroom seminar. My great uncle called this weekend and asked what I was working on. He was silent for a solid minute after I answered, “Right now I’m in the middle of 1000 words on the benefits of toilet paper.” Sometimes he forgets how glamorous the life of a writer is! 🙂
      A series of literally bathroom humor is in the pipes! I hope it gives you a giggle or two!