Fleas of 1000 Camels
You were likely unaware of the curses and plagues I was internally wishing upon you and your descendants to the fifth generation after you chose to swerve suddenly into the lane I was currently using.
But, I was unaware of the pine tree that had fallen into your lane in front of you at the time.
I have attempted to cancel all wishes of curses and plagues at this point, so I think you should be ok.
But, as UPS ships really fast and I might have missed the cut off time, if a box marked “fleas of a 1000 camels” arrives at your door today, don’t open it, as they were destined for your armpit.
Sorry about that.
Laugh Out Loud!
What’s driving you to distraction? Shoot me a comment with all the details. I look forward to hearing all about it.