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Fleas of 1000 Camels

I would like to take this opportunity to apologizeHumor Funny Parenting Bad Driver Stupid Driver camel fleas Moms Dads Kids Family Life love to the driver in the lane next to me as we exited the middle school parking lot this morning.

You were likely unaware of the curses and plagues I was internally wishing upon you and your descendants to the fifth generation after you chose to swerve suddenly into the lane I was currently using.

But, I was unaware of the pine tree that had fallen into your lane in front of you at the time.

I have attempted to cancel all wishes of curses and plagues at this point, so I think you should be ok.

But, as UPS ships really fast and I might have missed the cut off time, if a box marked “fleas of a 1000 camels” arrives at your door today, don’t open it, as they were destined for your armpit.

Sorry about that.

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