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Please Don’t Eat the Chocolate Chips!!!

Please Don’t Eat the Chocolate Chips!!!

by Gina Valley

Dear Family,

I would appreciate it if you would not eat the chocolate chips.  I bought those to make cookies with. 

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But, if you are going to eat the chocolate chips, I would appreciate it if you would not eat them in the bathroom because eating in the bathroom is disgusting.  

But, if you are going to eat the chocolate chips in the bathroom, I would appreciate it if you would not leave a little trail of them across the floor because it looks like bunny poop and causes me to waste my already taxed brain power attempting to figure out when we got a bunny and how did he know that was the bathroom.

As always, thank you for your cooperation.

Love,

mom

Laugh Out Loud!!!

-gina

Does your family eat in the bathroom?  Am I the only one this grosses out?  Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing from you!

9 Responses
  • DGMommy Tamara
    March 8, 2012

    Your other posts made me smile. This one cracked me up! I needed funny this morning! Thank you!!

    • gina
      April 12, 2012

      Thank you, Tamara! I’m so glad I could give you some funny when you needed it.

  • gina valley
    March 8, 2012

    Thank you, Tamara! I'm so glad I could give you some funny when you needed it.

  • Pippi
    April 10, 2012

    Loved this post! And why do they eat the chocolate chips when they know you make the best chocolate chip cookies ever? And when you go to make them, you, like have none. Good going, kids!

    • gina
      April 12, 2012

      I’m so glad you liked it.
      People need to keep their eye on the prize. Who doesn’t want cookies? Right?!?!

  • Adelle Gabrielson
    April 12, 2012

    You MUST be a boy-mom….

    • gina
      April 12, 2012

      My pack does have a bunch of boys, and, although I don’t have any proof, I think one of them is the bathroom chocolate scatterer (my girls usually sneak the chocolate chips into their bedroom, which will be a post for another day). Thanks for stopping by!

  • Jae Mac (@JaeMacjustsayin)
    December 13, 2012

    Thanks for the visual. I never knew what bunny poop looked like. My dog loves this stuff! Yuck!
    Jae Mac, I’m Just Sayin’…(Damn!)

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