The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
Top 10 Signs You’re A Soccer Zombie
by Gina Valley
We’ve all seen them.
Poised in a collapsible chair. Eyes glazed. Drool threatening to trickle from the corner of their mouths. Chanting, “Get the ball! Get the ball!” long after both teams have left the field.
Soccer Zombies.
They started out as normal parents, just like you and me. But, then that truncated icosahedron (that’s fancy math talk for “soccer ball”) came into their life,
Top 10 Surprising Things I Found While Cleaning Out My Closet
by Gina Valley
I cleaned out my closet last weekend.
It was frightening.
I found myself muttering the phrase, “What was I thinking? What was I thinking?” over and over to myself as I removed each garment from the rod. “This must have been on sale,” seemed to blurt out frequently, as I opened dusty shoe boxes containing shoes I was shocked had made it home with me.
Top 10 Reasons You Can’t Go To Work The Day After Halloween
I understand. I know how it is. You were up late wrangling costumed, candy-snorting, sugar-hopped kids, some of whom were adults. They wouldn’t sleep because they were too tired. It was single digits before you finally crashed, nearly comatose, onto your own bed.
After you dragged yourself to the loo this morning,