Top 10 Signs You’re A Soccer Zombie
by Gina Valley
We’ve all seen them.
Poised in a collapsible chair. Eyes glazed. Drool threatening to trickle from the corner of their mouths. Chanting, “Get the ball! Get the ball!” long after both teams have left the field.
They started out as normal parents, just like you and me. But, then that truncated icosahedron (that’s fancy math talk for “soccer ball”) came into their life,