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I Need An Intervention

I Need An Intervention
by Gina Valley

The Food Network is like crack.

I know it’s bad for me, but I keep going right back to it time after time after time.

Now, don’t get me wrong.  I like to cook. I love to cook, actually.  But, watching it makes me yearn to cook like they cook.  Nothing else will do.

I look at my cooking scenario and am nearly scream,

Infomercials Sucked Out My Brain!!!

Infomercials Sucked Out My Brain!!!

Having been up all night several nights in a row this week, I’ve memorized the order of the late-night, life-enhancing commercials.  First comes the one for that weird hair zapping contraption. Apparently, it painlessly removes unwanted hair for up to 6 weeks. I’m tempted to get one and to try it on the dog hair all over our family room rug.  I’d like to have that gone for 6 weeks.  It’s usually back before I’ve even unplugged the vacuum.