Noooo! Not Again!
You know that feeling when you realize that you finally have it all together?
But, I was finally at a point where I at least seemed to remember most of my passwords. The old “Would you like a hint, you moron?” prompt was coming up less frequently (ok, maybe my mind just adds the “you moron” part in,
We’re in the digital age and I love it. But, I hate it. Parts of it, anyway.
Don’t get me wrong, I love technology. I don’t even remember life before e-mail, iPhones, and instant messaging. Frankly, I can’t imagine my life without them.
But, there are a few things I miss about the old analog world.
Get A Cell Phone Or We Are All Gonna Die
by Gina Valley
Did you know that people somehow managed to live for thousands of years without cell phones? Crazy, huh?
I don’t know how they did it.
What’s more is that there are even people today who don’t have cell phones.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I Might Be Having An Affair
My life it too busy, too full, too crazy. I have too much stress and I know it. I need more help and I thought I’d found it.
But, recently, I’ve come to realize that I might have a whole other problem that slowly developed without me realizing it. Something that crept into my life with tiny, unnoticeable steps.
I think I might be having an affair.
I’ve Got Your App Right Here!
There are close to a million apps available for your iPhone. I know because I did extensive research last night on the subject. Ok, I just GoodSearched it, but still I found a couple of sources that said the same thing and it was on the internet, so it must be true.
Nearly 1 million! That means if you spent just 15 seconds looking at each one of the available apps it would take you a very long time to look at all of them. Well over 5 minutes. Trust me. I have an applied math degree.