The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
What Did You Just Say To Me?
by Gina Valley
My kids say stuff to me that I never said to my mom when I was their age.
Here’s a sample of some of their shock jock talk:
Where’s your phone? I need to take a picture.
Will you call my phone?
I’ll Facetime you when we get there.
Noooo! Not Again!
You know that feeling when you realize that you finally have it all together?
No?
Me, neither.
But, I was finally at a point where I at least seemed to remember most of my passwords. The old “Would you like a hint, you moron?” prompt was coming up less frequently (ok, maybe my mind just adds the “you moron” part in,
We’re in the digital age and I love it. But, I hate it. Parts of it, anyway.
Don’t get me wrong, I love technology. I don’t even remember life before e-mail, iPhones, and instant messaging. Frankly, I can’t imagine my life without them.
But, there are a few things I miss about the old analog world.
I miss checks and writing the wrong year on them for the first couple months…I mean days of the New Year.
Get A Cell Phone Or We Are All Gonna Die
by Gina Valley
Did you know that people somehow managed to live for thousands of years without cell phones? Crazy, huh?
I don’t know how they did it.
What’s more is that there are even people today who don’t have cell phones.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I Might Be Having An Affair
My life it too busy, too full, too crazy. I have too much stress and I know it. I need more help and I thought I’d found it.
But, recently, I’ve come to realize that I might have a whole other problem that slowly developed without me realizing it. Something that crept into my life with tiny, unnoticeable steps.
I think I might be having an affair.
I’ve Got Your App Right Here!
There are close to a million apps available for your iPhone. I know because I did extensive research last night on the subject. Ok, I just GoodSearched it, but still I found a couple of sources that said the same thing and it was on the internet, so it must be true.
Nearly 1 million! That means if you spent just 15 seconds looking at each one of the available apps it would take you a very long time to look at all of them. Well over 5 minutes. Trust me. I have an applied math degree.