The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
You know how some days you wake well rested, your hair goes just right, and you have several clean outfits at the ready? Yeah, me neither.
Usually, I wake in a panic and spend the day in survival mode, hoping I don’t have car trouble on my way home from my kids school, so I don’t end up standing on the side of the road in my pajamas.
Laugh, Cry, Or Stab Somebody With A Fork!
by Gina Valley
Laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.
Laugh, Cry, Or Stab Someone With A Fork!
If there was even one clean fork in this house I’d have stabbed somebody.
Daughter#1 called during my morning meeting, which frankly wasn’t going that well anyway. Someone had just said that he didn’t understand my fee since I “just have to write down what pops into my head.”
Laugh, Cry, Or Stab Someone With A Fork!
by Gina Valley
If there was even one clean fork in this house I’d have stabbed somebody.
Daughter#1 called during my morning meeting, which frankly wasn’t going that well anyway. Someone had just said that he didn’t understand my fee since I “just have to write down what pops into my head.” He then pointed out that it isn’t like I have to “work hard like a plumber or even an NFL player.”
Hello, Officer
by Gina Valley
I heard the COPS theme song blasting in my head so loud that my head was involuntarily bouncing along.
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
I blame Gabriel Iglesias.
He’s hysterical, but that was totally his fault.
