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Send In The Clowns & Their Car Keys!!!

Send In The Clowns & Their Car Keys!!!
by Gina Valley

As is traditional with any quality 3-ring circus, The School Parking Lot 3 Ring Circus kept its audience waiting for the main event.

This built anticipation, and allowed for the distribution of water bottles and string cheese sticks amongst the audience members (be sure to get all of the giggles from Ring #1 and Ring #2 of The Parking Lot 3 Ring Circus,

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The Circus Parade Of Idiots

The Circus Parade Of Idiots:
Coming To A School Parking Lot Near You!!!
by Gina Valley

Nothing brings out the inner moron in people quite like driving through a school parking lot.

And, nothing causes that moronic flower to blossom quite like the stress of the first day of school.

So, when you put the two together you’ve got yourself a 3 ring circus, The School Parking Lot 3 Ring Circus

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Make The Teacher Hate You …Gina’s Favorites

Make The Teacher Hate You …Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley

My kids start back to school this week. If your kids’ schools haven’t started yet, I’m guessing they will soon. So, I figured my How To Make The Teacher Hate You would be perfect for this week’s Throwback Day.

Laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.

How To Make The Teacher Hate You

Wondering how you can make an impression on your child’s teacher this year?

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Oh Goody! More Homework!

Oh Goody!  More Homework!
by Gina Valley

Is it summer yet?

I’m so over this school thing, and I’m ready for summer break.

I’m sick of waking tired kids, and fighting to get into the school parking lot.  I’m tired of fundraisers (no, we do not need any more magazine subscriptions, candles, or tubs of cheese and sausage), and clipping those little box tops. 

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