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I Have A Question

I Have A Question
by Gina Valley

I have a question.

How come bleach is dingy yellow?  Isn’t that what we use bleach to get rid of?  Why doesn’t it “bleach” itself?

Why isn’t there a remote for my remote?

If my smart phone is so smart, why doesn’t it answer me when I call it?  And, why does it get lost so often?

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What Is Going On?!?!

What Is Going On?!?!

There’s stuff I don’t understand.

Things that baffle me.  Things that bewilder me.  Stuff in life I just don’t get.

Lots of it.

I’ve had years of graduate level physics classes.  I guess there’s some stuff that even those don’t explain.

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What They’re REALLY Asking …

What They’re REALLY Asking …
by Gina Valley

What’s on your head mom?

Sometimes it’s not what’s asked but rather who asks it that reveals the true query.

What’s on your head mom?

For example, yesterday a friend said someone asked him to describe himself in three words.  He asked me which three words I’d pick. I didn’t know which Humor Funny Parenting teens embarrass sunburn questions answers point-of-view Moms Dads Kids children Family Life lovethree words to pick because I wasn’t sure who was asking.

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Early Morning Ambush

Early Morning Ambush
by Gina Valley

I did not rise before my children Thursday morning, which is normally my plan of attack.  I overslept until 6:30AM, when I was awoken by my youngest, to find that I was surrounded by six of my young pack members. They, then, proceeded to hurl the following questions at me in the following order in rapid fire fashion:

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