The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
Just ’cause we love ’em doesn’t mean they’re smart.
We had a dog named Douglas. We loved him all very much.
But, and I mean that in the nicest possible way, Douglas was an idiot.
Often when I’d look at Douglas I’d say to him, “It’s a good thing you’re pretty.”
He was pretty. He was a lab and saluki mix, with shiny black fur that was soft like a rabbit’s.
Shunning The Dog
by Gina Valley
Our dog’s developed a super power.
It’s not a particularly enjoyable super power for the rest of us. I wish he’d developed the ability to fold laundry or to load the dishwasher, but he did not.
Dog experts call this new super power “rude”, in that he is “barking” at us when he wants something.
Amazon Ships Water Buffalos, Right?
by Gina Valley
Laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.
Does Amazon Ship Water Buffalos?
There are a lot of different answers I expect to hear when I ask one of my children “What do you still need to do to be ready for our trip?
“Just pack and shower and find the bag of hamster food.” Isn’t that all you needed to do in the first place?
If He Answers to “Easter Basket” He Must Be Our Dog!!! …Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley
Laugh along with this timely Gina’s Favorites post for Throwback Day.
If It Answers to “Easter Basket” It Must Be Our Dog
We have several dogs. We love them all very, very much.
One of them is named Douglas.
Douglas is an idiot.
Can You Ship A Water Buffalo?
by Gina Valley
As I’m desperately trying to get my family to get ready to leave for a visit to my parents’ and sister’s homes, I figured that my Does Amazon Ship Water Buffalos? post would be perfect for Throwback Day this week.
Laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.
Does Amazon Ship Water Buffalos?
They say: “Pets make you live longer.”
I say: “It just feels that way.”
We have 2 dogs, Bear and Ziva. They’re 1 ½ years old, brother and sister from the same litter of Labrador puppies. But, that’s where their similarity ends.
Bear is blonde, stout, and so laid back I sometimes hold a mirror under his nose to make sure he’s still breathing.
