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Top 10 Things I Did NOT Know About Parenting…Gina’s Favorites

Top 10 Things I Did NOT Know About Parenting…Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley
I’m taking this week off to deal with some family issues, so I’ve lined up some of my favorite posts to keep you giggling.
Laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.
Top 10 Things I Did NOT Know About Parenting

They don’t tell you a lot about parenting before you join the cult.

Stupid Fun Stuff I Do With My Kids…Gina’s Favorites

Stupid Fun Stuff I Do With My Kids…Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley
I’m taking this week off to deal with some family issues, so I’ve lined up some of my favorite posts to keep you giggling.
Laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.
Stupid Fun Stuff I Do With My Kids

You’re never closer to cardiac arrest than when you realize your child is about to describe you from his or her point of view to other people.

Stupid Fun Stuff I Do With My Kids

Stupid Fun Stuff I Do With My Kids
by Gina Valley

You’re never closer to cardiac arrest than when you realize your child is about to describe you from his or her point of view to other people.

This week I overheard my daughter describing the roles of her dad and I in her life.

“My dad?  He takes us to the dentist.  My mom?  She tells the jokes.”

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Parenting Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Parenting Gina Valley Stupid Fun Stuff I Do With My Kids It’s a strange,

Top 10 Things Parents Can’t Stop Saying

Top 10 Things Parents Can’t Stop Saying
by Gina Valley

I didn’t realize how often I’d utter the phrase “Use soap!” when I became a parent.

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Parenting Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Parenting Gina Valley Totally Top 10 Things Parents Can’t Stop SayingI can hardly believe how frequently I need to remind somebody to wash their body, or a part thereof, and that washing implies and necessitates the use of some sort of cleaning agent, aka soap.

You’d think soap is an agent of evil or a carrier of poison ivy what with the way my children avoid it.

Top 10 Signs You’re A Real Parent

Top 10 Signs You’re A Real Parent
by Gina Valley

Every parent has that moment when they finally know they’re a real parent. Here’s 10 signs that you’ve reached that point.

#10 You let your child wear her bathing suit under her clothes to school because you forgot to throw the load of underwear into the dryer.

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Parenting Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Parenting Gina Valley Top Ten Signs You’re A Real Parent #9. You’ve counted yellow M&M’s as vegetables twice in one week.

Life As The Designated Sniffer

Life As The Designated Sniffer
by Gina Valley

Parenting is a funny thing.

Maybe you’ve noticed.

No matter how prepared you think you are, you are not prepared.

I never thought I was prepared, and I wasn’t.  Not by a long shot.

It’s definitely been a learn-as-I-go kind of process.

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There are many facets of parenting I never imagined,