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These Do NOT Cause Brain Damage!!! …Gina’s Favorites

These Do NOT Cause Brain Damage!!! …Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley
I’m traveling to Ohio this week to hang out with a wonderful bunch of funny writers. I hope this Gina’s Favorites post keeps you giggling while I’m away.
These Do NOT Cause Brain Damage!!!

Dear Family,

Clearly, you are safety conscious.

Very safety conscious.

Granted,

These Do NOT Cause Brain Damage!!!

These Do NOT Cause Brain Damage!!!
by Gina Valley

Dear Family,

Clearly, you are safety conscious.

Very safety conscious.

Granted, you haven’t let little things like leaving skateboards on the stairs or Legos on the floor or swinging a bat inside our house cramp your style.

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Nor, do you allow climbing the sides of buildings,

If The Shoe Fits It’s Probably Missing

If The Shoe Fits It’s Probably Missing
by Gina Valley

 

Dear Children,

I appreciate you leaving me two of my shoes when you left for school this morning, although I must admit that, selfishly, I would prefer that they match.  Well, maybe no one will notice that I am wearing one flip flop and one running shoe with my suit.  I’ll just try to keep my feet under the conference table during my morning meetings.

The Dirty Laundry Road To Spiritual Enlightenment

The Dirty Laundry Road To Spiritual Enlightenment

Dear Family,

I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your efforts in the maintenance of our abode.

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Shut The Front Door

Shut The Front Door!

Dear Family,

I know I ask a lot of each of you.

I want you to be as nice as possible to everyone around you.  I want you to do your best at school.  I want you to earn a bachelor’s degree (well, go ahead and finish pre-school and elementary school and junior high and high school before you worry about that,

Crime Scenes In The Kitchen

Crime Scenes In The Kitchen
by Gina Valley

Dear Family,

Thank you to whoever put away the chocolate syrup last night.

Usually on post-ice-cream-sundae mornings I find the chocolate syrup still sitting on the kitchen counter, along with the carton of melted ice cream and the sticky, dripping scooper.  It was nice to come into the kitchen and find that you had made the effort to put everything away this time.