The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
The Glamorous Life Of The Modern Day Soccer Mom
Is there a gnawing sense of dread springing up from deep within you? Do you have a feeling you might not be ready for Christmas? Did you try lying down to see if the feeling would pass? Are you wondering if it’s time for you to panic? Here’s how to know for sure:
Top 10 Signs You Are NOT Ready For Christmas
#10 –
Sometimes, bad menus happen to good people.
And, sometimes, people are just horrible cooks.
It wouldn’t be a holiday if we didn’t have tons of food. But, let’s face it, just because there’s tons of it, doesn’t mean the food will be fabulous.
Or, edible.
You don’t want to end up with one of these holiday disasters on your plate.
Do you do the daddy-ing?
Maybe you’re a father. Maybe you’re not.
Either way, the daddy-ing dads, stepdads, uncles, grandpas, brothers, cousins, neighbors, teachers, coaches, and many more do makes a huge difference for the better in the lives of the children they daddy.
Know that all of your efforts for the children in your life are appreciated and world changing, even if they aren’t acknowledged.
Just ’cause we love ’em doesn’t mean they’re smart.
We had a dog named Douglas. We loved him all very much.
But, and I mean that in the nicest possible way, Douglas was an idiot.
Often when I’d look at Douglas I’d say to him, “It’s a good thing you’re pretty.”
He was pretty. He was a lab and saluki mix, with shiny black fur that was soft like a rabbit’s.
I Want A Kids’ Shoes Tracking Device
#whatIwantforChristmas
by Gina Valley
I want a kids’ shoes tracking device for Christmas. We, as in me, spend more time looking for my kids’ shoes than for anything else.
Hopefully, the tracking device will come with a setting to help me locate my shoes when one of my kids has “borrowed them” (my black suede boots are particularly prone to “wandering” this time of year,
What Do YOU Want?
by Gina Valley
We all know and love the Facebook November “What I’m Thankful For” schtick*
*depending on your point of view that may or may not be typed in the sarcasm font
Now let’s go with something a bit more down to earth and realistic. Let’s call it:
What I Want For Christmas
#whatIwantforChristmas
Note the cool matching hashtag.
