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These Do NOT Cause Brain Damage!!! …Gina’s Favorites

These Do NOT Cause Brain Damage!!! …Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley
I’m traveling to Ohio this week to hang out with a wonderful bunch of funny writers. I hope this Gina’s Favorites post keeps you giggling while I’m away.
These Do NOT Cause Brain Damage!!!

Dear Family,

Clearly, you are safety conscious.

Very safety conscious.

Granted,

These Do NOT Cause Brain Damage!!!

These Do NOT Cause Brain Damage!!!
by Gina Valley

Dear Family,

Clearly, you are safety conscious.

Very safety conscious.

Granted, you haven’t let little things like leaving skateboards on the stairs or Legos on the floor or swinging a bat inside our house cramp your style.

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Nor, do you allow climbing the sides of buildings,

If You Want Something Done, Don’t!!!

If You Want Something Done, Don’t!!!
by Gina Valley

I looked everywhere for them.

OK, if I’d looked everywhere, like I always tell my pack, I would have found them.

I looked everywhere that made even a little bit of sense, and everywhere that could even somehow, perhaps by a tremendous stretch of the imagination, make sense to my pack members. But, still they were AWOL.