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Send In The Clowns & Their Car Keys!!!

Send In The Clowns & Their Car Keys!!!
by Gina Valley

As is traditional with any quality 3-ring circus, The School Parking Lot 3 Ring Circus kept its audience waiting for the main event.

This built anticipation, and allowed for the distribution of water bottles and string cheese sticks amongst the audience members (be sure to get all of the giggles from Ring #1 and Ring #2 of The Parking Lot 3 Ring Circus,

The School Parking Lot 3-Ring Circus

The School Parking Lot 3-Ring Circus
by Gina Valley

The Ring #2 of The School Parking Lot 3-Ring Circus was staged in the same parking lot on the same day, but the curtain rose after school.  Again, it was street performers, so to speak (be sure to get all of the giggles from Ring #1 and Ring #3 of The Parking Lot 3-Ring Circus,

The Circus Parade Of Idiots

The Circus Parade Of Idiots:
Coming To A School Parking Lot Near You!!!
by Gina Valley

Nothing brings out the inner moron in people quite like driving through a school parking lot.

And, nothing causes that moronic flower to blossom quite like the stress of the first day of school.

So, when you put the two together you’ve got yourself a 3 ring circus, The School Parking Lot 3 Ring Circus.  When that happens,

Another Near Death Experience

Another Near Death Experience
by Gina Valley

There is something about the school parking lot that brings me to the brink of considering homicide several times a week.  It’s like a near death experience.

Some people, perhaps new to parenting or new to driving or new to thinking, clearly do not understand the basic rules of behavior for driving through the school parking lot.

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A Tip For The Teens

A Tip For The Teens
by Gina Valley

I often hear that teenagers don’t listen to anyone.

I don’t believe that’s true.

I know mine hear everything I say that I don’t want them to hear, like where I hid the chocolate or what I’m surprising them with for their birthdays.  And, sometimes, not all the time, not even most of the time,

Why We Need The Morons

Why We Need The Morons
by Gina Valley

I didn’t stab anyone with a fork in the middle school parking lot yesterday.

I think I deserve a prize for that, because there were several candidates who were more than qualified to receive a forkus to their neckus.

But, in hindsight, I’m glad I didn’t mete out that well-deserved punishment.

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